Okay.

This is huge.

Bigger than an elephant on steroids.

Bigger than MC hammer pants.

And quite possibly, even bigger than that Inception movie that everyone’s talking about.  Yeah, that’s right.  I said it.

MAKE US YOUR BITCHES FOR THE DAY

Most of you know by now that I’m touring across the United States with Colin Wright & Andi Norris, stopping in 23 cities and hosting a number of meet-ups with readers.  Awesome.

Well, as it turns out, we’ve got a day of rest.  And we can’t stand it.

So we’ve decided to give back. We’ve talked with so many people during the first half of our trip who are super motivated to get started with their projects, but are lacking the funds to get off the ground–be it with the website, logo, branding, copy or simply the know-how on where to even start.

So, since we’ve got this free day, with a reliable internet connection (for once) since we’re at Colin’s parents’ house, we’re going to get a little nuts down here in their finished basement.  Quite possibly with wine.  Because apparently, Missouri has incredible wine that nobody knows about.  But shhhh.

It’s called Reader Appreciation Day, and we’re going to conduct a marathon…..starting….NOW.

For the next 24 hours only, we’re going to be working like fiends, designing logos, building sites, making all sorts of sexy flash animations (okay, so they’re doing that stuff), writing copy, developing press releases, or consulting with you on any number of topics–if you can dream it, we can help you with it.  Well, unless you want Andi to dress up like I Dream of Jeannie & come over to your house to give you a back rub.  Though, then again….I might be able to pull some strings….

AND WE’RE DOING IT FOR LESS THAN YOUR SPENT ON YOUR MOM FOR HER BIRTHDAY.

Because you’re rad.  And we can’t sit still.  So let’s do this. Here’s your chance to stop procrastinating your project, and start making things happen for yourself.  Ándale!

Below is a list of services and their super low prices.  Just fill out THIS FORM and we’ll get started working feverishly.  FURIOUSLY.  MADLY.  BREATHLESSLY.

And in the end, you will have something sexy.  For mad cheap.  And you will love us.  And forevermore you will remember to send us wine.  Whenever you want us to do cool shit.  Just like this.

Send us your needs, and we’ll rock your world!  CLICK HERE…OR DIE. That was dark, wasn’t it?

P.S.  THIS ENDS AT 12PM ON WEDNESDAY, JULY 21ST, 2010, at which point we’ll be taking off for St. Louis.  Make it happen!

LIST OF ZEE SERVICES.  MOST THINGS $100-$200, WITH EXCEPTION OF SITE BUILDING, WHICH MIGHT BE A SMIDGE MORE BUT WON’T BREAK YOUR BANK.  OR YOUR LEG.  ORRRR YOUR HEART.  WHICH IS PROBABLY A GOOD THING.

DESIGN
Logos, one-sheets, business cards, stationery, banners, ads, posters

DEVELOPMENT
Websites, blogs, Flash banners, forms, technical support, installations, content analysis

PRODUCTION
Editing, color correction, animation, slideshows, formatting, uploading, technical support

MARKETING/PR
Press releases, content analysis, copywriting

WRITING
Posts, pages, sales copy, greeting cards, haikus

CONSULTING
Entrepreneurship, branding, business, design, blogging, writing, relationships, lifestyle design, marketing, PR, social media, travel, publishing, brainstorming, strategizing

OTHER
Chit-chatting, karaokeing, playing online video games, watching us dance, interviews, tell us jokes and we’ll laugh at the right times

ZEE END.  MAY YOU HAVE A VERY PLEASANT DAY. AND WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO PURCHASE YOURSELF SOME JALAPEÑO POPPERS.  BECAUSE THEY.  ARE.  AMAZING.

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