24 HOURS ONLY – Pimp Your Website for Less Than You Spent On Your Mom On Her Birthday
Okay.
This is huge.
Bigger than an elephant on steroids.
Bigger than MC hammer pants.
And quite possibly, even bigger than that Inception movie that everyone’s talking about. Yeah, that’s right. I said it.
MAKE US YOUR BITCHES FOR THE DAY
Most of you know by now that I’m touring across the United States with Colin Wright & Andi Norris, stopping in 23 cities and hosting a number of meet-ups with readers. Awesome.
Well, as it turns out, we’ve got a day of rest. And we can’t stand it.
So we’ve decided to give back. We’ve talked with so many people during the first half of our trip who are super motivated to get started with their projects, but are lacking the funds to get off the ground–be it with the website, logo, branding, copy or simply the know-how on where to even start.
So, since we’ve got this free day, with a reliable internet connection (for once) since we’re at Colin’s parents’ house, we’re going to get a little nuts down here in their finished basement. Quite possibly with wine. Because apparently, Missouri has incredible wine that nobody knows about. But shhhh.
It’s called Reader Appreciation Day, and we’re going to conduct a marathon…..starting….NOW.
For the next 24 hours only, we’re going to be working like fiends, designing logos, building sites, making all sorts of sexy flash animations (okay, so they’re doing that stuff), writing copy, developing press releases, or consulting with you on any number of topics–if you can dream it, we can help you with it. Well, unless you want Andi to dress up like I Dream of Jeannie & come over to your house to give you a back rub. Though, then again….I might be able to pull some strings….
AND WE’RE DOING IT FOR LESS THAN YOUR SPENT ON YOUR MOM FOR HER BIRTHDAY.
Because you’re rad. And we can’t sit still. So let’s do this. Here’s your chance to stop procrastinating your project, and start making things happen for yourself. Ándale!
Below is a list of services and their super low prices. Just fill out THIS FORM and we’ll get started working feverishly. FURIOUSLY. MADLY. BREATHLESSLY.
And in the end, you will have something sexy. For mad cheap. And you will love us. And forevermore you will remember to send us wine. Whenever you want us to do cool shit. Just like this.
Send us your needs, and we’ll rock your world! CLICK HERE…OR DIE. That was dark, wasn’t it?
P.S. THIS ENDS AT 12PM ON WEDNESDAY, JULY 21ST, 2010, at which point we’ll be taking off for St. Louis. Make it happen!
LIST OF ZEE SERVICES. MOST THINGS $100-$200, WITH EXCEPTION OF SITE BUILDING, WHICH MIGHT BE A SMIDGE MORE BUT WON’T BREAK YOUR BANK. OR YOUR LEG. ORRRR YOUR HEART. WHICH IS PROBABLY A GOOD THING.
DESIGN
Logos, one-sheets, business cards, stationery, banners, ads, posters
DEVELOPMENT
Websites, blogs, Flash banners, forms, technical support, installations, content analysis
PRODUCTION
Editing, color correction, animation, slideshows, formatting, uploading, technical support
MARKETING/PR
Press releases, content analysis, copywriting
WRITING
Posts, pages, sales copy, greeting cards, haikus
CONSULTING
Entrepreneurship, branding, business, design, blogging, writing, relationships, lifestyle design, marketing, PR, social media, travel, publishing, brainstorming, strategizing
OTHER
Chit-chatting, karaokeing, playing online video games, watching us dance, interviews, tell us jokes and we’ll laugh at the right times
ZEE END. MAY YOU HAVE A VERY PLEASANT DAY. AND WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO PURCHASE YOURSELF SOME JALAPEÑO POPPERS. BECAUSE THEY. ARE. AMAZING.
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About the Author: Ashley Ambirge is the sarcastic, brash, hot-sauce-addicted founder of The Middle Finger Project, where she gives the evil eye to mediocrity, fervently questions societal assumptions, and aims to inspire readers to flip a cordial bird to the shoulds, and live how they want.
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I clicked…didn't want to die.
Smart man. Bring others.
I didn't want to have to off you, Joel. Good decision.
what ? no lapdances available ?
This is cool! I've seen on a few of your blogs (and others) about your road trip and meet ups. What a cool idea. It may have already been posted somewhere, but is there a schedule or rough idea of the order of the cities you will all be visiting? Going to be in Chicago? Hope you all had a blast in New Orleans!
Haha nice. I'm somewhat tempted to just make things up for you to do but then it would kinda be a waste of time, eh?
If I lived wherever it is you are right now, I'd totally start hiding things around town and make you go on a scavenger hunt.
Hah, awesome guys! I have visions of you all working like crazed maniacs throwing back the wine until the the early hours of the morning. Have fun
Damn, just missed it!
RATS! I really need to get off my ass and commission a logo.
bummer, I need this sooooo bad but I missed it.
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That is so good to hear your reader appreciation day went so well, Ash! I really like how you are telling the whole world to make you guys our bitches for the day. haha, good stuff! It paid off! =P