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Hey.

Hey you.

The incredibly smart + radiant entrepreneur with the shiny new online business.

(Or the early beginnings of one. Or, the one that’s been around but neglected + rusty + needs to be injected with life once again. And dollah dollah bills, of course.)

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I have a couple of services to help you.

Did you know?

It’s pretty sassy. And, granted, I swear a lot. But you’re guaranteed to love it, because you won’t be able to procrastinate anymore. And you’ll make more money. And you might even end up with more friends. Well, the last part’s probably not true, but it sounded good, right?

There are three electrifying packages guaranteed to help you SIZZLE:

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NUMBER ONE:  GET (fully) RAMPED

For:

• Brand new entrepreneurs
• Entrepreneurs who need a complete overhaul + fresh start

The deets:

• You + me, one-on-one
• Three months
• Weekly strategy sessions + unlimited email exchanges
• Working exclusively to launch + execute + profit from your online biz

We will:

• Determine your message, image + branding strategy (target audience assessment + identification included, of course)
• Outline a product and service sales funnel appropriate for your business goals
• Develop a step-by-step action plan to start getting you profitable, ASAP
• Work through the plan together, developing your products + services, getting your first clients, and handling all of the sticky stuff that comes up along the way. With grace, of course. And maybe some wine.

In addition:

• I write your website copy. Or re-write what’s there. So we make ‘em drool + love you long time.
• I write the accompanying sales pages for your products or services, so you can make a SPLASH…and inspire action. Preferably involving a VISA card.
• I write any additional promotional material, such as affiliate pages, Facebook ads, etc.
• We make sure your tagline DELIVERS. Because that shit is important.

Ultimately:

You vow to take your business seriously, and you bring me on board to help you knock it out of the park, so you can start making that coin, and be able to sleep at night knowing that you’re finally doing what you were meant to do.

Investment:

$ 5,000, payable in 2 or 3 installments, based on your preference. Or, if you prefer to pay in full, up front, you’ll receive a 10% discount of $500. Sexy.

Contact:

ash [at] themiddlefingerproject.org with subject line “Ramp Me Fully!” And then just tell me a little bit about yourself + your business. Yeah?

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NUMBER TWO:  GET (partially) RAMPED

For:

• New entrepreneurs who want killer web copy

The deets:

• You + me, one-on-one
• Working to make your new business shiny and profitable through the power of words

We will:

• Assess your target audience
• Determine your message, image + branding strategy
• Discuss your goals

I will:

• Write up to 5 pages of web copy
• Write up to 1 sales page

Ultimately:

You want your business to shine bright + you want to come across as a genius, so your bank account can consistently make that cha-ching noise we all find so appealing

Investment:

$2200, payable in two installments, with a 10% discount if paid in full, up front.

Contact:

ash [at] themiddlefingerproject.org with subject line “Ramp Me Partially!” And then just tell me a little about yourself + your business. Deal?

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NUMBER THREE: GET (gently) RAMPED

You:

An existing entrepreneur with lackluster copy that needs some personality and LIFE injected into its rear end. Because even your eyes glaze over when you read what you’ve written. And that, friends, is a sure sign.

The deets:

• Assess your target audience
• We discuss your message, image, brand and goals

I will:

• Edit your existing web copy and/or sales pages to better reflect that message, image, brand and goals, with the greater purpose of ENGAGEMENT and, ultimately, SALES. Yeah! Sales!

Ultimately:

You know that you could be selling more services, and more products, if you could just get them engaged. That’s what we’re here to do. Having the right web copy that pokes at the underlying values + concerns of your target audience is critical to running a profitable business.

Investment:

$1200, payable in 2 installments. Or, with a 10% discount if paid in full, up front.

Contact:

ash [at] themiddlefingerproject.org with subject line “Ramp Me Gently!” And then just tell me a little bit about yourself + your business. Cool?