the middle finger project

Who’s Behind It

See that chick? That’s me, with a much shorter, bad haircut that I’d prefer to forget, but instead I’ll just splash images of it all over my website.  Because that’s what chicks do who procrastinate scheduling photo shoots and instead, travel around the U.S.A. in search of the reader who most makes her head spin on the latin dance floor.

Just kidding.  That’s not really the official goal of the trip, but don’t think I didn’t bring my party heels.

To cut to the chase, I’m Ash, and I’m the founder of The Middle Finger Project. My favorite show will always be The Golden Girls, and there’s nothing you can do to change my mind.

Do not let the pink dress fool you–I despise the color pink, as all rebellious spirits do (red is far more our vibe), but it’s all a part of my ploy to feign innocence so you won’t hold all of the swearing I do on the site against me too much.

The end.  Sort of, in a that-was-way-too-impractical-to-be-an-actual-bio kind of way, but I know you don’t care where I got my degree from, so let’s all make nice, shall we?

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