An exclusive collection of 300+ expert-written business scripts to help you say bye-bye to feeling like a naive, too-sweet-for-her-own-good pushover—and become more unf*ckwithable with every conversation.

Because it’s officially the worst feeling in the world: when that client walks all over you and you don’t know how to speak up and you end up losing a ton of money and you land yourself in a pit of vodka-soaked watermelon despair. (What? It’s a thing.) And it’s even harder when money’s on the line, and you’re worried that if you put your foot down, or set your boundaries, or say anything other than, “No problem!” you’ll end up losing the client, losing all of your money, and begging a homeless man with a beard for a blanket.

Over the years you’ll get better at this, for sure: Better at setting boundaries. Better at asserting yourself. Better at asking for the money you really want (without practically choking!). Better at managing people and projects and expectations. (And carrying your own emergency blanket, of course.)

But in the meantime, you need help. You need a top secret encyclopedia of every business scenario under the sun, and precisely how to ask + respond—with grace, dignity, and professionalism. You need a business bible that will tell you how to handle whatever situation you’re in, and give you the exact words you can use to sound like the most eloquent, gracious pro that you are. You need one big gigantic black book that will help you shave ten years off the learning curve, and help you stand tall, stand proud, and get the confidence that you need, to accomplish anything that you want.

Download Unf*ckwithable Words right to your desktop, and with a clickable table of contents you’ll find whatever scenario you’re looking for, fast. Like having a wise business mentor whispering in your ear, this is more than just a gigantic black book of scripts and expert cool cat know-how: this is a guide to being who you want to be in business, and not letting the world run you over.

Even better? Every scenario comes with two suggested versions for handling it: A traditional business version, and a casual, playful one, so you can mix and match the right words to sound just like something you’d say.

From talking with prospects, to managing clients, to having hard conversations with people you hire, people you do business with, and even the people who support you (families can be a rough crowd!), Unf*ckwithable Words won’t just give you the words:

It’ll give you power.

One conversation at a time.


An exclusive black book collection of 300+ business scripts and pro advice to help you sound more confident, cool and in control—and become more unf*ckwithable with every conversation.

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I can’t believe how handy it is. I just used a template from Unf*ckwithable Words to help a client deal with a refund. That is still one of the best things I have ever bought. I used to spend so much time crafting emails that weren’t particularly difficult, but for some reason always took me forever. But now, NOW I have a handy template for every situation. It completely eliminates the block of the blank page. It saves me time and makes me sound so much cooler than I am.

Alejandra Ortega

Hands down, this is an awesome product! All the mental effort and anguish over how to craft the right email for each situation is completely ELIMINATED. I’ve already used a few, and saved a few hours of fumbling around trying to find the right words. Every single business owner in the world should have this resource, and use it on a weekly, if not daily basis. Communication is everything!

Shir Aviv

I treat my time like gold dust, so anything that’s super quick I’m in on. I went for Unf*ckwithable Words as it came over as a time saver. I started using it immediately. Having this has been amazing…It’s especially good for the bits I’m sh*t at–like hooking in potential clients in a nice way [and] given me an extra boost for the things I’m good at–like giving amazing customer service and making people feel heard/important.

Jenn Hume

I spent my first hours inside of Unf*ckwithable Words devouring the archives and wishing I could go back in time with this knowledge and handle certain situations better. The time, money, and tears I could have saved!

Stella Demetriou

In the 7 days since purchasing Unf*ckwithable Words, I have rocked out some scripts at least once a day. No more “Eeeek! What do I SAY?!” moments of paralysis; no more asking in every social group what to say, it’s all done, down and dusted. Thanks Ash, you saved my sanity.

Jo Gifford

Though my situation was pretty specific, I still found the scripts to be extremely helpful in handling the crumbling of a partnership with a bit of grace. Now that I’ll be venturing off in a new direction, truly on my own, I know Unf*ckwithable Words will have my back!

Vanessa Hanel

I wanted to let you know that your words are definitely helping with my business’ bottom line! My number of new patients is noticeably increasing!

Deb Macintyre

Had another great moment when Unf*ckwithable Words helped me pull through a sticky situation and actually increased an already big contract to an even bigger one! Holy cow! Such a happy day.

Renay Howey

I’ve sent three reply emails to an editor and got no response. Sent one from the Unf*ckwithable Words collection and he replied! THIS IS HAPPENING!

Williesha Morris

Today for the first time ever I used one of the templates from Unf*ckwithable Words to reach out to a client that hadn’t replied after sending the contract and guess what: I got a reply within 5 min! If you don’t have Unf*ckwithable Words get it!

Sofia Garcês‎

If you haven’t gotten Unf*ckwithable Words yet, go. Just go! After THREE crazy client situations this month, I hit “purchase” and then immediately wondered by I hadn’t done it earlier. Three problems solved, in half an hour. Ash, I swear, you are a client communication genius.

Amalia Fowler

This single-handedly upped my game. The way I speak to my clients, and by extension, my network of prospects. Seldom do I rave about anything. Never do I craft an email of revelry, but you, girl, deserve a billboard in Times Square singing your praises because thank you is not enough.

Zuleica Rendall

Unf*ckwithable Words saves me again! I’m so zonked today with client emails that I am so glad I have awesome scripts to a.) gracefully decline a job and b.) create a fun autoresponder for my vacation. LBO is a must for spot-on communication! If only there was a version for husbands and kids…

Lisa McKenna

Shameless plug for Unf*ckwithable Words: I am using it today to collect $$$ from clients who owe me $$$. It feels good to have tried-and-true word-sembles (as in outfits) in which to dress “Betty the Bruiser,” my inner debt collector/bouncer who sometimes puts her foot in her mouth. Ash, I LOVE the words that come out of your mind!

Elisabeth S.

When a client asks you to reduce your fees and you’re at a loss for a response that doesn’t make you seem like a money-grubbing whore. Then you remember Unf*ckwithable Words and grab the script from there and land the deal with your fees, dignity, & lip gloss intact. Thanks Ash!

Dottie Reynolds

Unf*ckwithable Words is awesome (in the actual meaning of the word—the “I am truly awed and amazed in a way that words do not adequately communicate it” kind of AWESOME)! It covers so many things I struggle with writing in a simple and fun way. Totally enjoying the Unf*ckwithable Words journey and applying it already!

Kristen Girard

I had my first opportunity to use Words yesterday, and it saved me from hours of stressing. I’m glad you have the two different tone options—I invariably like the main content of the straight and narrow best, with a line or so of greeting from the sucker punch of personality. Most templates I’ve found don’t offer me a way to modulate tone like that, so I love that this one does.

Thea Van Diepen

Unf*ckwithable Words has a place in every service provider’s communication arsenal. Not sure of the best way to respond to someone? Ash has been there, figured it out, and given you the solution. Bonus points if you put the emails into your auto-responder, complete with merge fields, ready to go at the touch of a button.

Jake Lunniss

As a writer, you expect to have the magic words just dripping off your fingers at all times. But the truth is, we’re just as flummoxed as anyone else with things like raising your rates, reining in scope creep, and apologizing for a grade-A f*ck up. Unf*ckwithable Words helps me speak like a boss—even when what I have to say is kind of awkward.

Sam Pollack

Unf*ckwithable Words is my bible. For every business woman of any business, this is a must have. For all the times you wish you had the right words, and all the times you said the wrong ones, this is for you.

Jackie Tann

One day, I will unleash my crazy on the world. Until then, I have Ash.

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