Day: January 1, 2012

How to Sell More This Year, Featuring Pier One Imports + Hot Dogs. Yeah, Hot Dogs.

Holy disco ball, it’s 2012. I’ve (just now) decided that this year is going to be all about less vodka, more water. …Maybe. It’s also going to be about silk sheets, billiards, baseball hats, and love. Yeah, that’s right. Luh-uh-ve. I’m going to fall madly in love this year. And that person is going to fall madly in love with me back. I just know it. He better be hot. Anyway, while I was performing all of this high-level brainstorming,