YOU F*cking Press Two! Or, 26 Reasons Humans Are Doomed.
26 Reasons Humans Are Doomed: Pet Peeve Edition Those heathens who stand on the left side of the escalator. What are we, savages? What the fuck is airplane mode? Socially illiterate jack offs who don’t pick up on the verbal cue that I WANT TO GET OFF THE PHONE. Unauthorized double dippers. Forms that make you fill out more personal information than when running for President. Speaking of which: All passwords must end in the letter J, contain at least
May 31, 2012