How To Get People To Spend Way More Money Than They Planned. Tango References Included.
Ever been to Buenos Aires? No? Well me fucking either. Which is precisely why I just booked a plane ticket. Who lives in Santiago, Chile and never goes to Buenos Aires? Morons, that’s who. Determined to not be a moron (unless we’re talking about in the kitchen; in the kitchen I’m always a moron), I’m gonna shim-shim-shimmy on over there and see how many tango couples I can trip. Thought you were real fancy with all that leg kicking, didn’t