Time Doesn’t “Get Away From You.” Your Dignity Does. BE SOMEBODY, DAMMIT.
Can we talk about the fact that I dislocated my thumb this weekend while trying to pull up my pantyhose? Who does that happen to? Surely Princess Di never had these types of problems. But me, certainly, and I’ll tell you why: Because those pantyhose were way too fucking small for that thing I got back there called an ass. Pair some stubborn pantyhose with an even more stubborn wearer, and you’re bound for injury. Despite saggy pantyhoe syndrome (you
Sep 10, 2012