Day: August 19, 2016

  Once upon a time, I took Home Ec in high school, which is hilarious, because based on tweets like these, I must have failed:   I tweeted that out a couple of days after Googling “How to trick your mother-in-law into thinking canned tomato sauce is homemade,” which inevitably led me into chopping, like, four fucking onions with a butter knife and spooning an entire cup of sugar into the pot, because if a spoonful of sugar helps the