Day: November 20, 2016

So today I placed my boobs into a giant, hospital-grade George Foreman grill and held my breath as the nurse took the X-ray. Let me tell you what, there is nothing quite like hoisting the flesh of your nipple onto a cold metal surface while a stranger watches. I mean, they’re definitely judging you. If not the size of your areolas, your dexterity. They’re there tapping their foot while you’re fuddling along with some necklace that never effing clasps when