F*ck Normal

The only time you gotta blend is when you’re making margaritas

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And also people who care about their thyroid. FINE I’LL STAY.

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You know you’re old when you’re at the doctor’s office waiting for forever and honestly think about just getting up… https://t.co/8kkg5rai2e

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P.S. My answer is "haircut." ✂️

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Fill in the blank! "You can never seem to get a decent __________ these days."

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Done writing and now pouring a glass of wine and being ALL ALONE WITH @AIRBNB, planning upcoming European escapades… https://t.co/laJ8pYeLP7

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It’s past midnight and I’m watching Undercover Boss and I can’t rip myself away please send tacos.

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Starting a side hustle? Have goals AF but no idea how to get there? Hoping to make more than $5 being a thirsty weirdo on Freelancer.com? Stick with me and I'll teach you how I hit $100K my first year writing on the Internet—just by doing one thing every day.

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I started The Middle Finger Project in 2009 because I was one of the few people I knew who didn't want what everybody else did: the "stable" job, the big wedding, the two point five babies, the perfect house. Instead, I wanted to travel the world, do work that lit me up, have interesting conversations, marvel at new experiences, and be able to say that I lived in a way that was true to me—even if it was unconventional.

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