Secret Bonus Chapters
Hey, you made it in! Below you can download the “extras” chapters that didn't make it into the book—but that doesn't mean they weren't fun to write! Unedited in their original draft state, a la Times New Roman, 12 pt, Word. 😉 Because sometimes you don't want a book to end. ❤️
Secret Chapter #1: I Am In Bed With a Pop Star
Secret Chapter #2: Bananos in Chile. Not a Euphemism for Dicks.
Secret Chapter #3: How Do You Make MONEY, WOMAN? That is the Question.
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