The Speakeasy

Secret Bonus Chapters

Hey, you made it in! Below you can download the “extras” chapters that didn't make it into the book—but that doesn't mean they weren't fun to write! Unedited in their original draft state, a la Times New Roman, 12 pt, Word. 😉 Because sometimes you don't want a book to end. ❤️

Secret Chapter #1: I Am In Bed With a Pop Star

Secret Chapter #2: Bananos in Chile. Not a Euphemism for Dicks.

Secret Chapter #3: How Do You Make MONEY, WOMAN? That is the Question.

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With all my grit + vodka (just kidding, get your own vodka),