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Paper In Your Coffee

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There are some people who don’t get the whole concept of an assembly line. You know who I’m talking about – those hanyacks at the Starbucks who come up beside you at the milk station, their panties in a bunch, tapping their foot, doing the hokey pokey at 8 o’clock in the morning because they are trying! to get around you! to use! the creamer!

And then the pressure’s on. Oh is it on! You start to get flustered. They’re staring at you. You’re holding them up. You’re holding everybody up. You drop your keys. Put the elbow of your suit jacket right in the puddle of non-dairy soy. Say “shit” out loud instead of under your breath. And just as you’re about to finish up—just one last packet of sugar to go!—it happens.

The corner of the sugar packet goes-a-floatin’ right into your coffee. It does that wet paper thing and then sinks, so now you’ve got to take your hand, make the universal stop sign to the feral dogs behind you like you’re some construction worker on I-95, and reach over to grab one of those bullshit little red wannabe straws, all so you can try and fish out this ridiculous piece of paper before they start a mob scene behind you and Starbucks burns to the ground.

There’s always going to be somebody on your ass, pushing, pleading, demanding, needing—whether you’re in Starbucks, in a business meeting, at a family reunion, or on a first date. (Though after that third bottle of wine, it might be you who’s doing the pleading.)

What matters isn’t who they are or what they’re doing—what matters is how much you let them distract you. You might just be making coffee, but you also might (finally) be writing that book, chasing those dreams, taking those steps, or doing what you’ve always secretly wanted to.

In other words, don’t let the hanyacks of the world step on your toes.

Because every chance they get, they will.

And every time you let them?

You won’t.

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18 thoughts on "Paper In Your Coffee"

  1. dr rona thau says:

    yo “lippy hub” lub it! color change. i’m thinkin i should be flattered but i’ll just drink my coffee and get outta here. LOVE YOU. (and coffee) no paper. swearing perfectly fine. psssssst. i put up a new blog post…week 1 🙂

  2. dr rona thau says:

    yo “lippy hub” lub it! color change. i’m thinkin i should be flattered but i’ll just drink my coffee and get outta here. LOVE YOU. (and coffee) no paper. swearing perfectly fine. psssssst. i put up a new blog post…week 1 🙂

  3. DrRona says:

    and because i wasn’t logged in bfore. i am posting again w my link i hope? HEY ORANGE and TURQUOISE 🙂 looks spiffy. xo love the new POPs http://www.RonaThau.com

    1. Ash Ambirge says:

      No, no – those colors aren’t staying. Due to a new development we’re going to be rebranding the TMF site – what you see now was just a test. 🙂

  4. DrRona says:

    and because i wasn’t logged in bfore. i am posting again w my link i hope? HEY ORANGE and TURQUOISE 🙂 looks spiffy. xo love the new POPs http://www.RonaThau.com