Rules–particularly the dogmatic variety–are most useful for those who aren't confident enough to make their own damn decisions.
For the rest of us, there's vodka–so we can cope with the decisions we were foolishly wise enough to make.
So help us, Grey Goose.
Amen.
-Excerpt from my forthcoming book, The Middle Finger Project
You didn't think I forgot about my 2012 resolution, did you?