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I haven't seen you around before. Come in, come in!
(Don't you dare take those shoes off.)

We should probably get to know each other before getting to second base, don't you think? I mean, I can tell you right now that my favorite color is white and I don't like fish and even if you tell me that the reason I don't like fish is because “I haven't had it prepared like ________,” I STILL won't like your fish and then I will judge you for peer-pressuring me. So there's that.

There's also lots of other things you should know, like about the time I was young and lost and didn't understand why my career wasn't lighting rocket ships under my ass (which is how I ended up starting an online empire called “The Middle Finger Project” in the first place). Fortunately I've learned a lot since then. (Like how to create a creative career that *did*.)

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