MODERN & MOUTHY ONLINE BUSINESS STARTER KITS

For people who have no patience for fluff, another online course, people who take up the entire width of the sidewalk, or anything boring, dull, tedious, dry, tiresome, bland, flat, stale and/or otherwise soul-crushingly torturous.

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“BOSS was the exact road map I needed to start my business over from the ground up, and do it right—FINALLY. One of the two most life-altering things I got from this course was a mindset reboot on money: expecting it, asking for it, and receiving it with grace. Thank you, Ash Ambirge & BOSS!”

-Kellie Sharp, Unf*ckwithable Boss Lover

 

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Already know the basics? Just need some help marketing yourself? Or selling yourself? Or not driving yourself to drink?

UNF*CKWITHABLE BOSS™ has you covered. There are three different starter kit levels and you can pick and choose which level is the most appropriate for you—or invest in the full set to launch your business from start to finish.

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PROGRAM LOGISTICS

PROGRAM CURRICULUM

Program Creator

ASH AMBIRGE

Creator, CEO & Founder of The Middle Finger Project

Made $1M+ writing on the Internet before turning 27 (she’s 33 now). First $100K in 6 months. Has been traveling the world non-stop for ten years, running her business from her Macbook. Launched the Unf*ckwithable line of products + spearheaded the international idea exchange group, Unf*ckwithable Girlfriends. Represented by Writers House NYC Literary Agency. Invited to speak around the world. Seth Godin is a self-proclaimed fan. Enjoys speaking loudly in feigned British accent to all who will tolerate her and her ridiculousness. Believes in trial-by-fire as a business policy. Cannot cook an egg to save her life. Believes in you and knows that YOU CAN DO THIS.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE COMMITTEE OF TRUE AND ACTUAL GREATNESS TO GIVE YOU PERMISSION, ANYMORE.

Unf*ckwithable Boss will be available soon!

Jot down your email address if you think this would help you—and I'll ping you when it launches in a few short weeks and pass along the details!

COMMON QUESTIONS

What is the format?

The full UNF*CKWITHABLE BOSS™ kits are delivered electronically and are downloadable straight to your computer in PDF. In addition, there are also some unstyled Word documents for things like contract templates for you to use, so you can just download them and edit as you please!

Is this for product-based businesses or service-based businesses?

This was developed exclusively for online businesses, meaning that you want to sell anything from services to digital products (like eBooks and programs and courses) but not physical items (such as Etsy stores or handmade pottery). Maybe you’re a writer, an illustrator, a developer, an interior designer, an accountant, a coach, a photographer, a dog walker, a painter, a palm reader, or something else. <3

Is there some kind of community or Facebook group?

Join Unf*ckwithable Girlfriends, our online business support group!

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yes
yes
quit tomorrow before your brain shrivels into a sausage"
quit tomorrow before your brain shrivels into a sausage"
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{"code":"Don't be ridiculous
{"code":"Don't be ridiculous
you SO already know the answer "
you SO already know the answer "
"label":"Fortune #2"
"label":"Fortune #2"
"win":true}
"win":true}
{"code":"If you have to ask
{"code":"If you have to ask
the answer is yes. Now buy my f*cking book."
the answer is yes. Now buy my f*cking book."
"label":"Fortune #3"
"label":"Fortune #3"
"win":true}
"win":true}
{"code":"YES
{"code":"YES
you're not that horrible of a person that no one else will hire you if things go wrong"
you're not that horrible of a person that no one else will hire you if things go wrong"
"label":"Fortune #4"
"label":"Fortune #4"
"win":true}
"win":true}
{"code":"You're a smart f*cking human and you're wasting your potential working for some fleabag named Dirk. BYE."
{"code":"You're a smart f*cking human and you're wasting your potential working for some fleabag named Dirk. BYE."
"label":"Fortune #5"
"label":"Fortune #5"
"win":true}
"win":true}
{"code":"Leave your stupid husband and *then* quit your job"
{"code":"Leave your stupid husband and *then* quit your job"
"label":"Fortune #6"
"label":"Fortune #6"
"win":true}
"win":true}
{"code":"Depends on how much you like working under a guy who can't spell urethra. The Middle Finger Project book can help you figure it out though! "
{"code":"Depends on how much you like working under a guy who can't spell urethra. The Middle Finger Project book can help you figure it out though! "
"label":"Fortune #7"
"label":"Fortune #7"
"win":true}
"win":true}
{"code":"Go
{"code":"Go
go
go
go! It's painful watching you completely underestimate the fuck out of yourself"
go! It's painful watching you completely underestimate the fuck out of yourself"
"label":"Fortune #8"
"label":"Fortune #8"
"win":true}
"win":true}
{"code":"Yes and tell your family who doesn't understand jack sh*t to go barbeque some weiners and come talk to you once you're a bazillionaire"
{"code":"Yes and tell your family who doesn't understand jack sh*t to go barbeque some weiners and come talk to you once you're a bazillionaire"
"label":"Fortune #9"
"label":"Fortune #9"
"win":true}
"win":true}
{"code":"YES
{"code":"YES
being responsible is overrated when it costs you the rest of your life"
being responsible is overrated when it costs you the rest of your life"
"label":"Fortune #10"
"label":"Fortune #10"
"win":true}
"win":true}
{"code":"UM
{"code":"UM
YES. thank you
YES. thank you
next"
next"
"label":"Fortune #11"
"label":"Fortune #11"
"win":true}
"win":true}
{"code":"If you don't quit
{"code":"If you don't quit
I'm going to call your boss FOR you and then how embarrassing will that be?"
I'm going to call your boss FOR you and then how embarrassing will that be?"
"label":"Fortune #12"
"label":"Fortune #12"
"win":true}]
"win":true}]