Make your online business invincible

Jason Bourne would even approve of our modern legal kit full lawyer-drafted contracts, agreements, trademarking, accounting & business formation know-how for modern #freelancers + #entrepreneurs on a budget.

Because you shouldn't have to be rich to get an equal playing field. 

You'll get automatic access and at least four dogs will go to heaven.  

There are Three Things That Will Ruin Your Life Real Fast: Bad Sex, Bad Shellfish, and Bad Clients. (Especially if they never signed a contract). 


You probably haven't been worried about stuffy formalities like contracts, because, I mean, THIS IS 2017 AND EVERYONE IS COOL ON THE INTERNET. But sending off a Paypal invoice isn't enough, because your handshake deal isn't going to mean a darn, tootin' thing when:

  • Your client is crazy difficult, never satisfied and wants a refund—after you've already put in 40 hours worth of work
  • Your client just stops paying your invoices and goes MIA 
  • Your client keeps piling on additional work that wasn't agreed to, last-minute requests, and tons of urgent emails and calls (and you don't know what else to do besides grin and bear it) 
  • They say you agreed to do X, Y or Z; you don't remember it that way
  • You want to terminate a client relationship midway through—but have no idea if you'll get in trouble for firing a client or what to do about the money
  • Something goes wrong...and then they claim you owe them money in lost profits
  • A client gets mad at you for putting your foot down and denying them a refund, extra work, or something else, and decides to file a legal claim against your business

And What About Customers Enrolling in Your Online Course? Buying Your Program? Downloading Your eBook? Purchasing Your Digital Product? 


Unless you've been hiding in Afghanistan, you've considered creating a digital product, workshop, program, course, eBook, or downloadable something (very good choice), in which case you still need to have an ironclad contract in place. (Plus a Privacy Policy, which is actually the law in the United States.) But you're clearly not going to send every customer on the Internet an agreement like the one you might send a client. So how do you protect yourself? This is where legal documents like Terms & Conditions come into play. Because, for example:


  • What do you do if they download everything and then immediately request a refund? 
  • What if someone takes your advice and then gets themselves into trouble—and wants to blame you?
  • What if a year passes and then they ask for a refund because they never got to it and don't need it anymore?
  • What if they take your materials and copy them—and then start sharing them, using them as "inspiration," selling them under a different name, or on the actual internet black market for half the price, which is absolutely a thing? (Complex, because DMCA laws don't apply to foreign servers out of, say, Russia, and frustrating, because they may start outranking you on Google for your own product.)  

What's your recourse for these kinds of things? Do you just suck it up and let the unprincipled walk all over you? Profit from your intellectual property? Take what you've worked so hard for? Or do you learn what legalities you need to have in place, and where you need to have them so they're legally binding—and you never have to worry about it again?

And What About All of the Other Legal Must-Have That You Need to Run an Online Business Without Getting into Hot Water? 

(Not actually a hot tub.) 


  • Can you just name your business or your product anything? (Hint: that's definitely a big, fat no).
  • Are you accidentally "comminging funds" by mixing your business money and your personal money? (The IRS will CRUSH YOU.)
  • Do you need to formally register your business with the state, orrrrr.....? 
  • Should I be saving for taxes, and, like, how much? (The answer: depends on one very important thing).
  • What things are considered business expenses, anyway and how do I write these off? (Psst, your home office counts.)
  • What if I want to hire someone? Do I need an agreement for them? (YES, YOU DO.) 
  • What if I team up with someone to co-run an event, or co-create a workshop, or co-offer a service? (A well-thought-out contract is a must.)  

Introducing UNF*CKWITHABLE BUSINESS Online Business Starter Kit Level One

A modern online business starter kit focused on everything you need to know about legal, trademarks, contracts, business formation, accounting, taxes, and not totally f*cking it all up.

You'll get automatic access and your wine will taste 600% better tonight.  

Kit Contents & Downloadable Templates 


01. Introduction, Or, *Shakes Mic* Is This Thing On?

  • Because Every Kit Worth Its Weight Has a Mouthy Introduction That Will Make You Blush
  • There's Also a Copyright Notice That We'll Use As a Teachable Moment (Because You Need This on Everything You Create) 
  • ...And Two Important Disclaimers You Should Probably Have, Too
  • Not to Mention Some Sassy Rules for Reading, Plus a Dedication With the Word, "Motherf*cker" (Clearly a Selling Point) 

02. The Very Fine (And Terrifying Art of) Coming Up With a Fresh, Memorable Business Name & Trademarking The Hell Out of It  

  • Trademarks 101—Because You Do Not Want to Accidentally Commit Trademark Infringement  
  • I Have a Name—Now What? How to Protect Your Own Name So No One Else Can Just Come Along & Steal It  
  • I Don’t Have Any Name Ideas—How Can I Come Up with Something Memorable, Catchy, Creative...and Not Taken?  
  • The Unf*ckwithable Ten: A Clever Namestorming Exercise  
  • Domains & URLS and WHAT IF SOME JERK ALREADY HAS MINE? Here's What You Do.  

03. Sole Proprietor? LLC? S-Corp? ALL About Getting Your Sweet, Sweet Sh*t In Order With a Formal Business Entity, Bank Accounts, Taxes & Expenses (MONEY!)  

  • Introduction to War, Taxes & Other Disgusting (But Necessary) Things
  • Should I Be a...Sole Proprietorship?  
  • Should I Be an...LLC?  
  • Should I Be an...S-Corp?  
  • How Do I Choose Between ALL THE THINGS?  
  • Keep Your Business Expenses Separate or DIE  
  • Deduct That! (But Not That, A-hole)  

04. Every Online Business Contract You Could Ever Possibly Need Under the Sun—Plus A Bunch of Really Important Things You Need to Know to Never Get Screwed Over and/or Land in Court 

  • Do I Really Need a Contract? I Mean, The Internet is Cool, Right?  
  • Contracts 101 & All Their Thrilling Implications  
  • Help! I’m Working With...Clients & Need a Bulletproof Agreement  
  • I Need to Hire an Independent Contractor  
  • I’m Partnering Up With Someone on Something  
  • I’m Running an Event or Retreat  
  • There’s Been a Dispute...And I Want to Make Sure This F*cker Never Comes Back to Haunt Me  

05. Keeping Your Website Legal & Your Policies Airtight AF: Here’s Where We Talk About Terms & Conditions, Liability & Everything Else You Need to Have to Get Ready to RUMBLE  

  • I Sell Digital Products Online Like eBooks, Courses, Programs, Workshops, Downloadables, and More  
  • I’m Asking People for Their Email Address On My Website
  • I’m Starting an Affiliate Program
  • Some Jackass Stole My Content!
  • Extra Precautions to Keep You Bulletproof  

06. Downloadables & Templates

Because when you are legit, you charge legit.


This kit was produced with love and spitfire for the underdog.

Let's storm the castle. 

Trust everyone, but cut the cards.

  • 10 (ten) years of online business do's and don'ts (COST: $1M+) 
  • 8 (eight) intellectual property attorney-drafted legal contracts + tutorials—plus 8 clean downloadable copies of each (COST TO HAVE DONE: $20,000+) 
  • 6 (six) formal letter & email templates—including firing contractors & filing notice to those who steal your content (COST: $10,000+)
  • 146 (one-hundred forty six) gorgeously designed PDF pages to place in your new "LEGAL & PROPER" folder for easy, anytime reference—with helpful cliffnotes, too (COST: $2,000 for design)
  • TOTAL COST to have attorneys draw up just the contracts and formal letters & email notices for you (*not inflated): $30,000 USD
  • WHY did I create this kit? To democratize sky-high, extortionate legal smarts & savvy, because you shouldn't have to be rich in order to get an equal playing field.  

You'll get automatic access and at least seven people will comment on your newfound swagger.