I WENT FROM $26 TO $1,000,000+ WRITING ON THE INTERNET.

And now I've created this collection of online business building kits designed to help you follow *your* dreams and start the business that will change your life forever.

BUY LEVEL ONE NOW | $399

EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, AND IN WHAT ORDER—LIKE AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL FOR ONLINE BUSINESS.

You could spend months or even years doing your research, weighing your options, wading through the Internet, trying to put two and two together, and learning as you go through trial and error—or you can download one of our kits, follow the instructions, and build your online business practically overnight.

Level One is designed to start your business off on the right foot and give you a proper legal foundation, from naming your business to trademarking the name to forming a business entity to understanding your tax options to getting an accounting system in place and more. We want you to have the important things in place, first, *before* you start taking clients or selling to customers.

Level Two is all about setting up a rock solid business model, from figuring out what you want to sell and in what format, to how you want to package everything, to thinking about pricing, revenue and profit, to getting it all together into a cohesive sales funnel, ready to rock and roll.

Level Three, then, will help you take the business you’ve set-up and learn how to launch the hell out of it, market your services and/or products, and create a methodical, repeatable auto pilot system for getting sales and optimizing your business to function like a well-oiled race car engine. (Which will obviously be red.)

FORGET THE CUMBERSOME, NEVER-ENDING ARRAY OF ONLINE COURSES—JUST GET THE INFO YOU NEED AND GO.

Already know the basics? Just need some help marketing yourself? Or getting bulletproof client contracts? Or not driving yourself to drink?

The Unf*ckwithable Business Kits are divided up into three distinct levels so you can pick and choose based on where you're at and what you need—without having to invest thousands of dollars in one big, time-consuming online course or get overwhelmed with 1,000 things being thrown at you at once.

MADE ESPECIALLY FOR CREATIVES, INDEPENDENTS, COACHES & ASPIRING ONLINE ENTREPRENEURS

(HOORAH.)

The common denominator: the Internet. If your goal is to build an online business that lets you sell your wares to anyone in the world while having the freedom to work from anywhere, set your own schedule, and change your money story forever, this is for you.

HOW IT WORKS

WHICH KIT IS RIGHT FOR YOU?

LEVEL ONE

The Foundations Kit

Did you know that the moment you accept money you’re technically a sole proprietor? Or that your emails can be considered legally binding contracts? Or that you may need a Privacy Policy on your website by law? In the Level One kit, we start with the legal basics of setting up your business the *right* way and giving you a strong foundation on which to grow so you can feel confident out there in the big, bad world doing your big, bad thing. We’ll cover everything from naming your business to trademarking the name to forming the right business entity (LLC? Sole Proprietor? S-Corp?) to understanding how taxes work to getting straight with your business expenses to learning the legalities of what you need on your website by law and how to avoid common pitfalls that gets business owners into trouble. We want you to have the important things in place, first, *before* you start taking clients or selling to customers.

This kit includes:

  • The Very Fine (And Terrifying Art of) Coming Up With a Fresh, Memorable Business Name & Understanding Trademarks and What You Can and Can’t Use (And How to Protect Yours)
  • Sole Proprietor? LLC? S-Corp? ALL About Understanding Which Business Entity is Best for You
  • Bank Accounts, Taxes, Expenses and MONEY
  • Making Your Website Legal & Your Policies Airtight: Here’s Where We Talk About Terms & Conditions, Disclaimers & Everything Else You Need to Have to Get Ready to RUMBLE
  • And Most Importantly: The Top Eight Bulletproof Contracts Every Online Business Owner Needs (worth over $20,000 to have drafted), Including:
  • [TEMPLATE A]: Master Client Services Agreement
  • [TEMPLATE B]: Statement of Work
  • [TEMPLATE C]: Independent Contractor Agreement
  • [TEMPLATE D]: Joint Venture Agreement
  • [TEMPLATE E]: Participant Agreement
  • [TEMPLATE F]: Settlement Agreement
  • [TEMPLATE G]: Terms & Conditions
  • [TEMPLATE H]: Privacy Policy
  • [TEMPLATE I]: Affiliate Agreement
  • [TEMPLATE J]: DMCA Notice
  • [TEMPLATE K]: DMCA Take Down
$399
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BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE RICH IN ORDER TO GET AN EQUAL PLAYING FIELD.

LEVEL TWO

The Business Model Kit

What are you selling? How are you packaging everything together? Is it services, products, or both? How will you brand them? What will their price points be? How does everything work together? Will it scale? How can you set this up in order to maximize your revenue and create the biggest impact? And, what kind of systems and software do you need to get everything in place and put your sales on auto pilot?

  • Services vs products—what should you sell and how?
  • Creating your own intellectual property in the form of digital products—and why this is a non-negotiable
  • Tying everything together into one cohesive, powerhouse brand
  • Determining your price points and how your offerings fit together
  • Mapping out your sales funnel in order to optimize your revenue
  • Getting everything online and into the right systems
  • Preparing to pull the trigger and launch!
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IT'S ABOUT MAKING YOUR BUSINESS WORK FOR YOU—NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

LEVEL THREE

The Marketing & Sales Kit

It’s time to launch your new business / product / program / service—and then keep those sales rolling in. But how? Launching, marketing and selling is a mystery to most people—and definitely induces a vomit-ey feeling, indeed. So how do you get eyeballs on your thing? How do you sell your stuff? How do you pull it all together and create a system that works for you 24/7…without you constantly having to work for it?

  • Launch 101: How Do I Run a Killer Launch for My Business, Products, Programs, Courses, or eBooks?
  • Marketing 101: I’ve Built It, But How Do I Make Them Come? (And Then Again and Again?)
  • Selling 101: How to Pitch Your Services for 3X More (And Get The Yes Without the Hesitation)
  • Business 101: Documentation, Processes & Profit Optimization (Or, How to Make Sure Everything is Streamlined and You Can Actually Enjoy Running Your Business Instead of It Constantly Running YOU.)
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IT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SIDE GIG AND AN EMPIRE.

“I will not be out worked, period. You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me, you might be all of those things and you got me in nine categories. But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die.” —Will Smith

CREATOR

Ash Ambirge

CEO & Founder of the Award-Winning Small Business Blog, The Middle Finger Project

“I’ve been in the trenches. I’ve gone from $26 to $1 million+. I’ve done it all online. And I’d had more fun doing this than anyone else—that I can guarantee. I’ve built an unforgettable brand, just by doing what I love: Writing. I’ve gotten signed by the #1 independent literary agency in the world because of that brand. I’m invited to speak all over the globe. I’ve created programs, sold services, and written books. And I’ve done it all while staying true to myself."

COMMON QUESTIONS

What is the format?
Each kit is 100% downloadable straight to your computer for easy, instant access to all templates and kit guides.

Is there some kind of community or Facebook group?
Good news! We do have an incredible online support group for new business owners called Unf*ckwithable Girlfriends, though monthly membership is not included with this purchase. We welcome you, though!

Can I buy all three together as a package?
Not at this time. Levels Two and Three are still in production, anyway, so that would also be quite the feat. 😉

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
Exactly twenty-two pounds. Go ahead, look it up. (No, just kidding, don’t.)

Can I just say thank you so f*cking much for this legal kit?! Holy smokes! I am just getting ready to update a contract with a long-term client and this kit is immediately helping me out! I previously paid a lawyer lots of money to set up a new contract for me—it was WAY less helpful than this AND then he went out of business, so poof, no finalized contract. Just had to say … thanks!!!

Annie Von Essen

I FREAKING LOVE THE LEGAL KIT! I am going to utilize the holidays and New Year to change all of my clients over from the crappy open-letter-of-engagement that my not-an-attorney-ass drafted (which are nice and all, but won't hold much water) over to these contracts. SUPER excited!!

Cade Booth

Shout out to Ash and Unf*ckwithable Legal Kit, which I’m already putting to use. I just got asked for a Statement of Work and was about to fire up Google until I remembered that I had this bad boy. Sure enough, I found it sitting right there, ready for me to fill out. I feel so prepared!

Nicole Evans

I'm so glad I bought this kit. I'm FINALLY understanding trademarks, contracts, and all that jazz—and it's also written in a fun and digestible way!

Steph Azam

Dude, the legal kit is f*cking great. I've used the client service agreement with three clients already, including additional statements of work for follow-on work with one client. Beautiful! Glorious! So much better than having to do a new contract every time!

Cara Stein

I'm reading through the Master Service Agreement and fuck, I love it. I feel so relieved to have it—thank you!

Karen McRae

Having the Client Services Agreement & accompanying Statement of Work in my hands gave me the confidence to almost double my rate today when I sent an invitation to a potential new client. I almost threw up hitting the send button, but she already accepted my offer and is going to start working with me right away!

Katey Shanahan

I have to say thank you! As promised, your insights the legal kit are incredibly valuable. One of the hundreds (if not thousands) included, is knowing that trademark filing fees are tax deductible. I had no clue!  Thanks for taking the time to care about and help people like me who are in an earlier part of their business journey.

Jabari Holloway

I love the legal kit—it just makes me feel good knowing it's there when I need it. I've already used the Terms Of Use and Privacy Policy (customized to my site)—thanks!

Annie Kip

The legal kit? Completely devoured it within a day—I wish everything was THAT fun to read. And I know I'll be referring to it again and again as I set up my online business.

Aqila Shah

I just want to AGAIN thank you for your *ROCKSTAR* Unf*ckwithable Legal Kit. OMG!!! It is SO amazing. I really can't thank you enough for offering this at such a generous price to help me get my business start-up legal confusion under wraps. Thank you SO MUCH!!!!!

Jill Sadler

The legal kit templates are great. I'm using all the stuff—mainly the Client Services Agreement and Statement of Work. I got a business to run, and my time is golden.

Jenn Hume

Your legal kit is amazing! I've used three of the contracts so far and they're working wonderfully. Love you and all your stuff!

Mashon Thomas

When I hit “download,” I was blown away by all the information in the legal kit. I'm still working my way through it all, but it is freakin' awesome! Then, I got the bonus emails! I made a great investment—thank you.

Donna Brewster

I love the legal kit! I am going through the online business guide that came with the contracts and it’s been so helpful. I’m putting everything in my arsenal to be unfuckwithable!

Angela Allan