For when you hate everything and everyone and need a BIG CHANGE.

You might call this an emergency, WTF-am-I-doing-with-my-life book. Or, a let’s-not-commit-suicide-at-work book. Or, a dear-baby-jesus-how-did-my-job-turn-out-to-be-such-a-crock-o-sh*t book.

It’s for the people who feel lifeless, uninspired, burnt out, confused, restless, crazed, uncertain, frustrated, and really can’t stand one more minute working a job they hate while barely scraping by and wishing death upon the chipper 18-year-old intern over by the copy machine. (Mostly because her nails perfectly match her outfit and WHO HAS THE ENERGY FOR THAT, ANYMORE?)

Enter: The Unf*ckwithable Woman Emergency Life + Career Book.

It’s part story, part advice, part inspiration, part workbook and part kick ass to help you explore and evaluate modern career options apart from just another traditional corporate job. For the ones who would love the freedom to work from anywhere. For the ones who are intrigued by the idea of online entrepreneurship. For the ones considering striking it out on their own. For the ones who are interested in taking their income and their career satisfaction into their own hands.

Do it for yourself. Do it for your family. Do it for your fucking soul.

The Unf*ckwithable Woman emergency life + career book is for you if ...

And you want to do it in a way that brings you JOY, every single day

( take THAT, children / spouse / boss / life / angry neighbor / needy puppy / Angelina Jolie )

Can You Relate?

This is the Book You Buy When
You Hate Everything and Everyone and Need a BIG CHANGE

@TMFproject

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Ash Ambirge

Author, CEO & Founder of the Award-Winning Blog, The Middle Finger Project

Ash Ambirge is an author, blogger, startup advisor, and the founder of the longstanding, Webby-award-winning business blog, The Middle Finger Project, making her one of the original gangsters of the internet. (A badge she wears proudly…on a pizza-stained tee-shirt.) She’s also the creator of the Unf*ckwithable line of books, kits and courses for freelancers and unconventional thinkers, has written over 700 essays around the web, has been featured in over 50+ publications including Forbes, Entrepreneur, and the Huffington Post, and is currently writing a memoir about how she went from sleeping in her car to making her first million dollars on the Internet & finding work she loves.

For ten years and counting, Ash has been on a mission to liberate good fucking people from: work that doesn’t inspire, judgey humans with outdated expectations, roles they’re done playing & lives they’re done living.

Because according to Ash—a girl who grew up in a trailer park and became an orphan before her 21st birthday—it’s not about keeping your options open.

It’s about creating your own. 

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yes
yes
quit tomorrow before your brain shrivels into a sausage"
quit tomorrow before your brain shrivels into a sausage"
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you SO already know the answer "
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the answer is yes. Now buy my f*cking book."
the answer is yes. Now buy my f*cking book."
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{"code":"YES
{"code":"YES
you're not that horrible of a person that no one else will hire you if things go wrong"
you're not that horrible of a person that no one else will hire you if things go wrong"
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{"code":"You're a smart f*cking human and you're wasting your potential working for some fleabag named Dirk. BYE."
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"win":true}
{"code":"Depends on how much you like working under a guy who can't spell urethra. The Middle Finger Project book can help you figure it out though! "
{"code":"Depends on how much you like working under a guy who can't spell urethra. The Middle Finger Project book can help you figure it out though! "
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{"code":"Go
{"code":"Go
go
go
go! It's painful watching you completely underestimate the fuck out of yourself"
go! It's painful watching you completely underestimate the fuck out of yourself"
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"label":"Fortune #8"
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"win":true}
{"code":"Yes and tell your family who doesn't understand jack sh*t to go barbeque some weiners and come talk to you once you're a bazillionaire"
{"code":"Yes and tell your family who doesn't understand jack sh*t to go barbeque some weiners and come talk to you once you're a bazillionaire"
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{"code":"YES
being responsible is overrated when it costs you the rest of your life"
being responsible is overrated when it costs you the rest of your life"
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YES. thank you
YES. thank you
next"
next"
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"win":true}
{"code":"If you don't quit
{"code":"If you don't quit
I'm going to call your boss FOR you and then how embarrassing will that be?"
I'm going to call your boss FOR you and then how embarrassing will that be?"
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