For when you hate everything and everyone and need a BIG CHANGE.

You might call this an emergency, WTF-am-I-doing-with-my-career kit. Or, a let’s-not-commit-suicide-at-work kit. Or, a dear-baby-jesus-how-did-my-life-turn-out-to-be-such-a-crock-o-sh*t kit. (Which totally rhymes.)

It’s for the people who feel lifeless, uninspired, burnt out, confused, restless, crazed, uncertain, frustrated, and really can’t stand one more minute working a job they hate while barely scraping by and wishing death upon the chipper 18-year-old intern over by the copy machine. (Mostly because her nails perfectly match her outfit and WHO HAS THE ENERGY FOR THAT, ANYMORE?)

Enter: The Unf*ckwithable Woman Emergency Life + Career Kit.

It’s part guidebook, part workbook, and part audio book to help you explore and evaluate modern career options apart from just another desk job. For the ones who would love the freedom to work from anywhere. For the ones who are intrigued by the idea of online entrepreneurship. For the ones considering striking it out on their own. For the ones who are interested in taking their income and their career satisfaction into their own hands.

We’ll talk about how I went from $26 to $103,000 my first year running my writing business online, and then how I went on to make my first million+. We’ll explore online business models similar to mine, as well as others that operate a bit differently, in order to help you understand your options. We’ll take a look at some folks who have brilliantly created their own Internet businesses and personal brands, and how they’ve built an entire career around something they love. And we’ll figure out what you’re good at, what you can make great money doing, and determine what the next steps are for you in your journey.

Do it for yourself. Do it for your family. Do it for your fucking soul.

The Unf*ckwithable Woman learns how to take her career into her own hands…and GO, GO, GO. And as to where she’s going?

Well, this kit knows secrets that not even she does…yet.

Pre-orders delivered digitally via PDF + audio with grace and grit to your inbox on December 15, 2017.

The Unf*ckwithable Woman emergency life kit is for you if ...

And you want to do it in a way that brings you JOY, every single day

( take THAT, children / spouse / boss / life / angry neighbor / needy puppy / Angelina Jolie )

Can You Relate?

This is the Kit You Buy When
You Hate Everything and Everyone and Need a BIG CHANGE


By the way, holy shit, so many responses from people on WEIRD ASS WORDS THAT SOUND ALIEN WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. Dying!


Currently flying in air with @delta - SINCE WHEN IS INTERNATIONAL WIFI A THING?! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Yay, can get some editing done.


Do you know how exhausting it is to overanalyze every single move you make? {New at TMF}


#PROTIP: Don't stare at the word "floozy" for too long or it will suddenly become THE STRANGEST WORD EVER. What other words are weird?

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Ash Ambirge

Author, CEO & Founder of the Award-Winning Blog, The Middle Finger Project

Professional writer, business woman, smart ass, and founder of the unconventional lifestyle and career website, The Middle Finger Project, Ash Ambirge is on an international mission to help the lost, the confused, the disillusioned and the “how the hell did I become an administrative assistants?” of the world become more unf*ckwithable in their work—and lives—by learning how to trust themselves unflinchingly and build a unique, modern, gloriously independent career using that great, big, free thing we call The Internet.

(The name The Middle Finger Project was just for fun.)

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Delivered digitally with grace and grit to your inbox on December 15, 2017