Format: PDF + Audio
Author: Ash Ambirge
Cover Art: Marta Spendowska
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For when you hate everything and everyone and need a BIG CHANGE.

You might call this an emergency, WTF-am-I-doing-with-my-life kit. Or, a let’s-not-commit-suicide-at-work kit. Or, a dear-baby-jesus-how-did-my-life-turn-out-to-be-such-a-crock-o-sh*t kit. (Which totally rhymes.)

It’s for the people who feel lifeless, uninspired, confused, crazed, uncertain, frustrated, and really can’t stand one more minute working a job they hate while barely scraping by and wishing death upon the chipper 18-year-old intern over by the copy machine. (Mostly because her nails perfectly match her outfit and WHO HAS THE ENERGY FOR THAT, ANYMORE?)

Bottom line: you’re disillusioned. Burnt out. Restless. Daydreaming about doing something interesting and creative and challenging and wonderful with your career—but not knowing what that is, or how to get there.

Enter: The Unf*ckwithable Woman Emergency Life Kit.

It’s part guidebook, part workbook, and part audio book. For those who yearn for a worthy pursuit; to do something that makes them proud; to earn great money living their dream, writing books and selling art and teaching others and doing what makes them happy—whatever that may be—while contributing something meaningful to this world. In the name of freedom. And creativity. And desire. And travel. And exhilaration. And being able to feel like you lived your life, instead of watch it pass you by.

Do it for yourself. Do it for your family. Do it for your fucking soul.

The Unf*ckwithable Woman learns how to take her career into her own hands…and GO, GO, GO.

And as to where she’s going?

Well, this kit knows secrets that not even she does…yet.

The Unf*ckwithable Woman emergency life kit is for you if ...

And you want to do it in a way that brings you JOY, every single day

( take THAT, children / spouse / boss / life / angry neighbor / needy puppy / Angelina Jolie )

Can You Relate?

This is the Kit You Buy When
You Hate Everything and Everyone and Need a BIG CHANGE


There's a difference between what something appears to cost you—and what it actually does. {New at TMF}…


You’re either going to commit to it or you’re not. Deciding is 100% of the decision. The rest is simply a (happy) consequence.


Listen so Whitney Houston is stuck in my head and I blame this entirely on 1992.


I'm coming for you, with all my heart.

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Ash Ambirge

Author, CEO & Founder of the Award-Winning Blog, The Middle Finger Project

Professional writer, business woman, smart ass, and founder of the unconventional lifestyle and career website, The Middle Finger Project, Ash Ambirge is on an international mission to help the lost, the confused, the disillusioned and the “how the hell did I become an administrative assistants?” of the world become more unf*ckwithable in their work—and lives—by learning how to trust themselves unflinchingly and build a unique, modern, gloriously independent career using that great, big, free thing we call The Internet.

(The name The Middle Finger Project was just for fun.)

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