Today for the first time ever I used one of the templates from Unf*ckwithable Words to reach out to a client that hadn’t replied after sending the contract and guess what: I got a reply within 5 min! If you don’t have Unf*ckwithable Words get it!
If you haven’t gotten Unf*ckwithable Words yet, go. Just go! After THREE crazy client situations this month, I hit “purchase” and then immediately wondered by I hadn’t done it earlier. Three problems solved, in half an hour. Ash, I swear, you are a client communication genius.
Unf*ckwithable Words saves me again! I’m so zonked today with client emails that I am so glad I have awesome scripts to a.) gracefully decline a job and b.) create a fun autoresponder for my vacation. LBO is a must for spot-on communication! If only there was a version for husbands and kids…
Shameless plug for Unf*ckwithable Words: I am using it today to collect $$$ from clients who owe me $$$. It feels good to have tried-and-true word-sembles (as in outfits) in which to dress “Betty the Bruiser,” my inner debt collector/bouncer who sometimes puts her foot in her mouth. Ash, I LOVE the words that come out of your mind!
Unf*ckwithable Words is awesome (in the actual meaning of the word—the “I am truly awed and amazed in a way that words do not adequately communicate it” kind of AWESOME)! It covers so many things I struggle with writing in a simple and fun way. Totally enjoying the Unf*ckwithable Words journey and applying it already!
I had my first opportunity to use Words yesterday, and it saved me from hours of stressing. I’m glad you have the two different tone options—I invariably like the main content of the straight and narrow best, with a line or so of greeting from the sucker punch of personality. Most templates I’ve found don’t offer me a way to modulate tone like that, so I love that this one does.
Thea van Diepen
Unf*ckwithable Words has a place in every service provider’s communication arsenal. Not sure of the best way to respond to someone? Ash has been there, figured it out, and given you the solution. Bonus points if you put the emails into your auto-responder, complete with merge fields, ready to go at the touch of a button.
As a writer, you expect to have the magic words just dripping off your fingers at all times. But the truth is, we’re just as flummoxed as anyone else with things like raising your rates, reining in scope creep, and apologizing for a grade-A f*ck up. Unf*ckwithable Words helps me speak like a boss—even when what I have to say is kind of awkward.
Unf*ckwithable Words is my bible. For every business woman of any business, this is a must have. For all the times you wish you had the right words, and all the times you said the wrong ones, this is for you.
I was struggling with an email to a potential client who said “yes” to working together over the phone, but didn’t sign the contract or pay the invoice. I wanted something to coax a response without being pushy or needy. When I remembered I had Unf*ckwithable Words, I had a professional but down-to-earth email written and sent in two minutes.
I’ve been suffering some grief with a pain in the ass prospect recently who’s been asking me to justify and break down my fees. A delicate situation, because I have a good boy reputation to protect and I had to let her down lightly. Ash gave me the words, with a few changes, to tell her to go forth and multiply without sounding like a complete douche bag.
As a professional communicator, I need words all day long. Even I get stuck to find the right words sometimes. When I need no BS, to the point, but sent with love words, Unf*ckwithable Words is like my personal business coach, ready with a big glass of wine and the perfect set of words.
I abso-freakin-lutely love Unf*ckwithable Words! I am not a confrontational person, but using the scripts helped me deescalate client situations. They’ve also saved me so much time. Depending on if the client needs a straight and narrow response or one with a punch of personality, I can get across what I’m trying to say without overthinking or overcomplicating my responses.
Unf*ckwithable Words is a life raft in client communication. I was able to use the words within minutes of reading to deal with two awkward client emails. It is rare for a digital product to be so useful and practical. It is a communication swiss army knife, providing words for so many situations I have already found myself in.
Unf*ckwithable Words is a life-saver when you simply just don’t know what to say in those sticky business situations. Whether you’re trying to find the words to ask for a referral, or to fire a soul-sucking client and move on with your life, or to just sound legit and elegant at the same time, Unf*ckwithable Words has the answer.
If you’re ever trembling anytime you click “send” on a client or prospect email, second-guessing what you’ve written or just have no freakin’ idea, Unf*ckwithable Words will give you the balls you need to say what needs to be said.
As a busy business owner, Unf*ckwithable Words has been of tremendous value. It’s relieving to have a database of witty templates to pull from. I used to spend endless amounts of time meticulously crafting the perfect email for every situation. Now, I reinvest that energy into what I actually love to do—building effective websites that sell.
Unf*ckwithable Words is a killer resource, even for someone like me who does a fair amount of writing already. When I have to navigate sticky situations and I can’t lean on experience, UW is there to help me keep things firm but professional. Grateful to have this extra boost of confidence every time I hit the send button! Thanks Ash!
I routinely refer to Ash Ambirge as my copywriting BFF, though we’ve never met. She has given me the confidence to be unf*ckwithably me on the daily for the last five years. Ash says the hard stuff doesn’t have to be hard, and when you read through Unf*ckwithable Words, you’ll see she’s right!
This book has become a staple business reference in just a few weeks! I’m a multi-brand retailer with a restaurant in my portfolio. Food is hard work and reviews flow as freely as gravy. Unf*ckwithable Words has not only saved my sanity, but has helped with closure on bizarre customer contact/reviews that have left me with my jaw dropped.
Of course Ash Ambirge is side-splittingly funny, but she is also deep and real and knows what you need. The secrets of the entrepreneurial journey are all here—they are the true power behind these Unf*ckwithable Words, guiding you on to discover the truly unf*ckwithable YOU! Thanks for sharing!
Wow. Genius. Unf*ckwithable Words is some serious word magic. An incredible resource for anyone looking to streamline the process of saying just the right thing, to just the right people, in order to create an unf*ckwithable business (and life). Thanks again for simplifying the quest to create a business I love, Ashley!
To be a badass at business, you need Unf*ckwithable Words and Ash to succeed. Having the right template for hard and big situations has saved me (and made me) thousands of dollars per year. Get Ash’s words in your mouth (and business) STAT!
Before Unf*ckwithable Words, I often didn’t receive the feedback I was hoping for from prospects and clients. Now, I always take some inspiration from UW, and the result is that 99.9% of the time I can properly set boundaries, deal with expectations, and ask for feedback without sounding desperate. No more wasting time going crazy about how to say the hard stuff!
It is so much easier to stay cool, calm and collected when you already have the anti-venom for the crazy shit people ask you for. Quicker than you can say, “ARE YOU KIDDING ME!” … you can whip out an eloquent response and move the fuck on. Thank you, Ash!
Unf*ckwithable Words is something I lean on for those times that I need to get a well-written response to a client time zones away, when I just haven’t got anything left in me that day. It’s also a steady hand on my shoulder that gets me to take a breath and write something thoughtful and solution-focused rather than firing off that angry message we all want to write from time to time.
I want to thank you for creating Unf*ckwithable Words. Not only have I used it in the business I am starting, but I have also used it to handle uncomfortable situations in my current 9 to 5 job like a boss! Thank you for creating such a valuable business tool!!!
Sometimes even those of us who write for a living come up short. Ash has a way of taking a direct approach, with her signature humor, that gets the job done without burning any bridges. Unf*ckwithable Words helps you tell it like it is, get out of a jam, and deal with new and unexpected life tasks quickly and easily so you can get on with things and still feel good about it.
Unf*ckwithable Words has been an absolute lifesaver as someone who has a little trouble human-ing sometimes. I’ve gotten much better responses from clients and peers after using the tools in this book.
I had no idea how much I would need Unf*ckwithable Words. I feel safe and more confident with Ash’s words in my pocket as I embark on starting my own business. But my favorite part is her replies to friends and family who cannot believe you started a business and consider you “unemployed” (even out of concern). Her comebacks are smart, but kind. Thank you, Ash.
I purchased Love, Business Owner and made my money back within 24 hours! For the first time, I sent a quote like a boss, and what I love most about this collection is that money talk becomes easy!
When you find yourself speechless at the idiocy or carelessness of people, Unf*ckwithable Words is like having an awesome and savvy friend whispering the perfect response in your ear. Overcoming a lifetime of being programmed to not stand up for yourself isn’t easy, and this is a useful tool to grab instead of the wiffle bat.
We’ve all been there. Stuck. You know what you want to say but you’re paralyzed in verbiage hell. Enter Unf*ckwithable Words—inspiration for the tongue-tied. Never, ever let something go unsaid again, just because your brain can’t formulate what your heart already knew.
Like liquid fire with a cool refreshing aftertaste. It’s truly that “pull yourself together and put on some lipstick” every gal needs.
I absolutely LOVE Unf*ckwithable Words! Ash has such a way of getting to the heart of any matter without sounding like a complete jerk (even if that is sometimes exactly how you want to sound!). This will most definitely become my email bible, and I know that I will use it religiously. Thank you for an amazing addition to my business arsenal!
Yes, even writers get stuck and need some help with finding the right words, for tricky situations especially. Unf*ckwithable Words is a must-have, save-the-day collection of scripts that will let you spend less time thinking about how to respond to “that” email and more time using your creativity for the things you love.
Marietta Gentles Crawford
I’ve been hooked on the writings of Ash Ambirge since the very first Facebook post of hers that I read several years ago. In my opinion, there is no other wordsmith who can turn a phrase so eloquently. Unf*ckwithable Words has all the important bases covered and makes me feel more confident because I DO have Ms. Ambirge in my corner!
Unf*ckwithable Words has helped me time and again to craft the right message when I’ve been lost for words or not sure how to directly get my point across. I used to go back and forth, trying to figure out exactly how to say something and then delete it all and start again. Now I have a script for almost any scenario that is perfectly on point and gets right down to business.
Unf*ckwithable Words is a super-practical resource for all business owners everywhere, but particularly those of us in the more creative space. Client fails to pay? Miscommunication or misunderstanding that makes everything awkward? Client starts pushing back over price? Dig out Unf*ckwithable Words and search through it. The answer—or at least an idea—will be there.
Sometimes even a quick-witted word-nerd such as myself needs a poke in the eye when it comes to writing awkward emails or dealing with strange customers. Unf*ckwithable Words is the Matrix-esque brain plugin you need; scripts for all occasions, each with a twin-set of verbal versions: polite, or sweetly snark-infested (for badasses and blunt British chicks like me).
Having Unf*ckwithable Words is like wearing a damn hazmat suit. All that worry of disappointing, turning off, or offending a potential client—it’s like it can’t touch you. Words is amazing and it’s cheaper than anxiety meds. Get it.
Ash has a way of cutting through the bullshit and saying what needs to be said—but without coming across as harsh, pushy, or salesy. If you need some help getting the thoughts out of your head and onto paper or the screen—without losing business left and right or people muttering “bitch” under their breath when they read it—you NEED Unf*ckwithable Words!
After all my hours spent trying to get it right, I just looked through Unf*ckwithable Words and said, “Yes! Of course! That’s how to do it!” Ash says it all perfectly, in the way I’ve always wanted to!
I’m no longer at a loss for the right mix of words to use in a mix of situations. Now more than ever we need to correspond using words that land with power and impact. Boring and generic email language only gets you one thing … deleted.I use this book and refer to the contents a few times a week. I ALWAYS find the right to say.
When I couldn’t find my words, Ash gave me hers, and I finally felt like I was playing a fair game.
Love, love, love these scripts! I’ve never felt comfortable bringing up money, but Unf*ckwithable Words has helped me get over that fear. When I am asked for “favors” now, I know just what to say. And it doesn’t get awkward or hurt anyone’s feelings. I am in control! The price of the collection is modest in comparison to all that it is saving me in terms of sanity, time, and money.
Ash’s Unf*ckwithable Words has been a boon to my productivity. With a script for nearly every business situation, I don’t have to agonize for hours over each email. It has allowed me to respond to my clients quickly and to feel confident that I am striking the right tone with my responses. Unf*ckwithable Words pays for itself in reduced anxiety alone!
You’ll eventually encounter difficult conversations with clients, and Unfuckwithable Words can give you the grace and courage to say what you need to.
You know those situations when you sort of know what you’re trying to say, but you’re not sure how to say it? Or, even worse … when you have NO IDEA what to say? Say goodbye to those head-wrecking moments because Unf*ckwithable Words has got you covered! As a new business owner, I’ve consulted this magic book countless times. Headaches cured. Thanks, Ash!
Staring at a blank page can be intimidating, but with Unf*ckwithable Words you’ll never feel speechless! It’s my go-to whenever I feel stuck and need a shot of brilliant words. The scripts inspired me and helped me create my own canned replies that I now use in my business.
I’m so very excited (relieved!) to have access to Unf*ckwithable Words. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve needed to have these conversations, and have not been able to articulate what I wanted to say in less than 5 million words. This is magic. I’d love it on a wallpaper roll with which to cover my entire home office.
Thank you for creating such a useful, time and life-saving guide!
I got my money’s worth out of Words within 30 minutes of buying it! So much more useful than texting a friend a bunch of cry face emojis (what I did BEFORE I bought Words.) Thanks, Ash!
Rachael Kay Albers
This guide didn’t just lend me the right words when I couldn’t figure out what to say to clients who refuse to pay; reading through the whole thing made me realize that it’s okay to be a kind, generous, honest female entrepreneur AND stand up for myself at the same time. Unf*ckwithable Words allowed me to give myself permission to draw healthy boundaries—in both work and life.
I had a potential client contact me, and I was looking for a good way to tell her that I was booked until Wednesday. I went through your templates and used one of your sentences: “I’m wrapping up some other commitments until Wednesday.” I loved that turn of phrase, and I didn’t have to think about it for 10-15 minutes! 🙂
Unf*ckwithable Words is still one of the BEST things I have spent money on for my business (hell, for my life). I reference it at least twice a week to find both classy and sassy ways to handle pretty much any situation you can imagine.
Honey chile … Unf*ckwithable Words is ALL the things! It’s like putting icy hot on my frontal lobes. Call me mellow yellow!
Ash’s words and advice in this collection gave my own words a price tag. I’ve learned more about writing to sell from Ash Ambirge than any wordsmith or marketing guru out there.
No more googling for hours to end up answering emails like a total newbie and/or losing money and nerves. Unf*ckwithable Words is like having a personal trainer 24 hours, giving me the extra confidence I might not have in difficult situations.
Náyade Bermudez Brito
Unf*ckwithable Words has been a big help and time-saver to me. On the daily I am responding to so many emails that require a thoughtful response. How sweet is it to have ready-to-go, well-thought-out responses in advance at my fingertips. It’s especially helpful for me when I’m second guessing what I should say in “sensitive” situations. Loving it! Thank you!
I finally worked up the courage to send out an Unf*ckwithable Words template with my new rates. No disclaimers, no apologies, no explanations. One client responded, “I’m going to make a note that your rates are increasing by 30% instead, because you’re awesome and you deserve it!” If you’ve been on the fence about raising your rates, just do it. You might be surprised by how smoothly it goes!
Unf*ckwithable Words has not only helped me face awkward situations and confrontations through email, but has empowered me to be an Unf*ckwithable Lady Boss! Thank you, Ash, for putting this together to empower the woman entrepreneur.
This has helped me on a few sweaty (I’m talking sweat-mustache-level sweaty) occasions. Instead of staring at the screen for what seems like hours doing the whole writing, deleting, re-writing dance, I was able to open up Unf*ckwithable Words and find the perfect script for what I was trying to say. It’s been an awesome resource to help me navigate the sticky situations in my business.
Unf*ckwithable Words to the rescue again! In the past, I always got “weird” when friends and family members reached out to work with me. I felt this imaginary obligation to them, so at times I lowered my rates or didn’t charged them at all, only to feel super shitty and resent it later … but now I simply stick to the “straight & narrow” response and it works like a charm!
This. Is. Huge. When you are super direct, like myself, you tend to cut to the chase in not the best of ways when dealing with clients. This kit gave me a template for just about everything for two types of clients—to communicate hard, not so fun things in a fun, positive way.
If I tried for hours, I couldn’t come up with copy remotely as good Unf*ckwithable Words. Ash has letters for situations I don’t know if I’ll ever need, but I like knowing I having her word power behind me. Thank you!
I’ve used Unf*ckwithable Words already with a potential client. I was actually rubbing my hands with glee as I said, “Let me crunch some numbers … ” I felt like such a BOSS. And I am about to reference Words again as I prepare an email for a client who has stalled a project and forgotten some of what he hired me for.
Unf*ckwithable Words is basically like the “here’s what you shoulda said” advice you get from your favorite savvy, smoothtalkin’ colleague at an after-work drinks meet-up. Since we’re online business owners who do most of our work from our couches, we don’t necessarily get to go to a lot of those … so this is the next best thing.
I purchased Words on a whim and ended up using it that very day when someone reached out asking for a consultation in exchange for a testimonial. I immediately turned to my brand new kick ass tool and found a template that perfectly matched this scenario. Using it as a starting point I crafted a short, personality-infused email that landed me the consultation at full price!
My standard canned responses were completely supercharged thanks to Unf*ckwithable Words. It’s totally a business NEED if you want your responses to go from corporate bland to totally bangin’.