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25 DAYS TO $100K

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Starting a side hustle? Have goals AF but no idea how to get there? Hoping to make more than $5 being a thirsty weirdo on Freelancer.com? Stick with me and I'll teach you how I hit $100K my first year writing on the Internet—just by doing one thing every day.

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If Somebody Told Me to Pick a Husband at Age Twenty-Three, I’d Likely Be Waking Up Next to Some Guy Who Can’t Spell “Lemon.”

You know why we’re all unhappy and restless and jaded and depressed? LIFE IS BORING US TO TEARS. Boredom is the devil, but most people don’t realize they’re bored. They’re busy working. They’re busy running. They’re busy doing ALL THE ERRANDS and keeping up with those fucksticks, The Jones’. It doesn’t feel like they’re bored, […]

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25 DAYS TO $100K

Side Hustle Challenge and let's SLAY!

Starting a side hustle? Have goals AF but no idea how to get there? Hoping to make more than $5 being a thirsty weirdo on Freelancer.com? Stick with me and I'll teach you how I hit $100K my first year writing on the Internet—just by doing one thing every day.

Hey, I'm Ash!

I started The Middle Finger Project in 2009 because I was one of the few people I knew who didn't want what everybody else did: the "stable" job, the big wedding, the two point five babies, the perfect house. Instead, I wanted to travel the world, do work that lit me up, have interesting conversations, marvel at new experiences, and be able to say that I lived in a way that was true to me—even if it was unconventional.

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