"Oh, f*ck this."

—Said everyone after realizing the answer to "what do you want to be when you grow up?" is not a bitter old catatonic booby.

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When Googling "Bonne Bell lip gloss" is a part of your job. #AmWriting #ThisMustBeWhatTheyMeantWhenTheySaidIWouldShine

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Just found a typo where I wrote "elf-assured." Because I have standards, you know?

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RT @awomanontheroad: @TMFproject Hey Ash! Used you as a good example in a post I wrote about contact pages https://t.co/q7qBDb1q0o

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Starting a side hustle? Have goals AF but no idea how to get there? Hoping to make more than $5 being a thirsty weirdo on Freelancer.com? Stick with me and I'll teach you how I hit $100K my first year writing on the Internet—just by doing one thing every day.

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It’s Friday and I have so many things to tell you! First of all, have you ever read Caitlin Moran? Because if you haven’t, you need to. She’s funny as fuck. And she’s smart as fuck. And she’s British as fuck. Annnnnnnnnd, the real reason I’m telling you this is because I met with my new UK […]

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25 DAYS TO $100K

Side Hustle Challenge and let's SLAY!

Starting a side hustle? Have goals AF but no idea how to get there? Hoping to make more than $5 being a thirsty weirdo on Freelancer.com? Stick with me and I'll teach you how I hit $100K my first year writing on the Internet—just by doing one thing every day.

Hey, I'm Ash!

I started The Middle Finger Project in 2009 because I was one of the few people I knew who didn't want what everybody else did: the "stable" job, the big wedding, the two point five babies, the perfect house. Instead, I wanted to travel the world, do work that lit me up, have interesting conversations, marvel at new experiences, and be able to say that I lived in a way that was true to me—even if it was unconventional.

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