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When someone says, “I’m happy if you’re happy,” you should probably rethink a few things.

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The biggest problem with social media are the anonymous assholes that you believe.

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People are always like, "Ash, what's your secret to success?" And I'm all, A) You know I grew up in a trailer park,… https://t.co/KRHzyncaJI

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You know those creeps who never drink any water and you’re all, “BUT YOUR CELLS! YOUR CELLS ARE SHRIVELING LIKE LITTLE CALIFORNIA RAISINS!”  (Unless this is the kind of thing that only goes through my brain, in which case, welcome to my inner landscape, ya’ll.) I feel the same way about time. There are so many people who aren’t drinking […]

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My almost-mother-in-law gets really fucking nervous when I travel—especially when I bomb off to South America for a month by myself to drink ALL THE WINE and celebrate ALL THE BOOK DEALS. But she doesn’t get worried in the typical way a mother might; not the way my own mother would have been worried, which would […]

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