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The unf*ckwithable woman gives the finger to convention.

She prefers to make a fool out of herself, rather than flock with fools by default. She is stubborn. She is extreme. She's illogical, by most standards. But that's exactly the point: most standards aren't hers to begin with.
Why borrow someone else's when you can create your own?

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