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Like: Hey, Bob! I’ve been standing here, ringing this bell for forty years! Do I get a sticker? Yeah, there are better ways to earn a living than slowly dying with a sackful of receipts in your hand.
Turns out, a sensible pair of pantyhose and knowing exactly what time the garbage gets collected every week does not make for a life well lived.
For when your life feels like one giant, mundane to-do list full of tasks you’re checking off to make other people happy, while you’re faking the f*ck out of your smiles and your orgasms.
The Negative Nancy who doesn’t support you. The friend who only talks about herself. The people who drain the hell out of you. The boyfriend you should’ve left, uh, years ago.
Your past means NOTHING. Life circumstances are not life sentences. And the only person you need to make it happen is YOU.
You belong in every room you walk into, baby. Don’t overthink it. Go, go, go. Get creative. Ditch the fear. Imagine how good it'll be when it actually works out. And start the online business that'll set you FREE.
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“Ash Ambirge is a whole mood, and trust me—you want to be in it.”
—Sarah Knight, New York Times Best-Selling Author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck
Readers of THE MIDDLE FINGER PROJECT book (Penguin Random House, bitches) have been known to quit their day jobs, build fabulous and lucrative online businesses, travel the world, drink wine before 4 pm, and go on to build lives that let them be FREE. Common side effects include highlighter fatigue, excessive chuckling, and severe neck cramps. Content not suitable for defeatists, naysayers or the Swedish (because how much better could your life possibly get?)
Notice: This book does not contain a single guided meditation. Nope, not even one. Isn’t that great?
Available wherever books are sold. Also available in audiobook format via Audible—which is a brave move in and of itself. Have you heard my voice?