Day: October 27, 2011

If You’re Not Doing This, You’re Leaving Money On The Table

Editor’s Note: Please do not throw eggs at my house for referencing so many vulgarities. I am allergic. So, I’m in JFK airport, having a massage before my 11 hour flight back to Chile. If you’re sitting there judging me for getting a massage in an airport, first of all, you can go fuck yourself. (Love you!) Second of all, you should know that airport massages are just as good as fancy schmancy spa massages–especially when performed by an Asian