Day: December 9, 2014

Running a Holiday Sale? Memorize This by Heart.

So the other day I’m Christmas shopping here in Costa Rica, which is automatically hilarious because, first of all, because they spell “Ho Ho Ho!” like “Jo Jo Jo!” which never gets less funny, and second, because Santa was dressed in a royal blue suit. (I still haven’t decided if this is posh or ridiculous, but I give him points for thinking outside the box North Pole.) So naturally, at one point I apparently decided Christmas shopping would be much