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May 27


On Not Thinking With Your Cultural Crotch

May 27, 2021

I fantasize about pugs. Not the way other people fantasize about pugs, mind you—nuzzling them and squeezing them and squealing “oooohhhhhhh!!!!” before scooping them up in their arms for a welcoming, wet kiss (what is wrong with people). Rather, I want to put their tiny little gargoyle heads straight into a vise. (I thought about […]

In: Society & Culture, Unconventional Decisions


Jul 31


“I Wish I Could Travel the World Like You”

Jul 31, 2017

“I wish I could travel the world like you.” It was a comment left on a recent Facebook post, and admittedly, a comment I get often—but not one I like to receive. It depresses me, more than anything, how powerless most Westerners feel over their own lives. Anything is possible, in modern Western society, and […]

In: Unconventional Decisions


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