How to Fuck Up a Sale in 27 Minutes Flat (But Still Score a Date)
The Scene: The United States of America. 9:57 am: Walk into L.A. Fitness. 9:58: Meet stunningly fit individual named Alberto. 10:00: Decide there is some fucked up pheromones wandering around body that insist on me + Latino men. 10:01: Wonder if Alberto’s name really is Alberto. Consider how unsexy it would be to call him Al. 10:02: Make mental note to call him Al in an attempt to become less attracted to him. 10:03: Wonder if he’s related to Vin
Jan 16, 2012