An Ode to Baller Status.

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Lather up.

Choose the perfume-scented body lotion.

Put every last hair into place.

Rock your most exquisite piece of clothing.

Wink at yourself in the mirror.

Pull out the stops.

Look fucking smashing.

And then get to work.

Because when you feel like a baller?

YOU ACT LIKE ONE.

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