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Answering The Scary, Hairy, Thought-Provoking Question: What the **** Should I Do With My Life?

In: Feeling Dead and Uninspired

Mediocre questions for figuring out what you should do with your life:

  • What type of industry should I go into?
  • Which career path should I pursue?
  • What kind of job should I get?
  • What kind of business should I start?
  • What services should I offer?
  • How should I price this?
  • What do I write?
  • How do I do it?
  • HOW CAN I BECOME A RICH, SKINNY BITCH WHO LOOKS FLAWLESS ON INSTAGRAM AND EATS CHILDREN FOR BREAKFAST?

A better one: 

  • What do I want to become known for?

Too often, we ask ourselves the wrong questions, looking for the right answer. But if you had to tell someone about your body of work, would it be something you'd be genuinely excited to talk about?

The answer to that question will tell you more than you think.

Feb 7

2013

Paper In Your Coffee

There are some people who don’t get the whole concept of an assembly line. You know who I’m talking about – those hanyacks at the Starbucks who come up beside you at the milk station, their panties in a bunch, tapping their foot, doing the hokey pokey at 8 o’clock in the morning because they […]

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Oct 15

2010

A Conversation With An Immigrant on U.S. Life

I had an insightful conversation with a Mexican immigrant the other day. We also might have had a round of margaritas, which could have enhanced the perceived value of the conversation, but nevertheless, I wanted to share it with you. It went something like this: ME: So, I imagine you came here with some expectations […]

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May 25

2010

The Lost Art of Quitting

“Quitters never win & winners never quit.” Excuse me, divine gods of all Protestant work-ethic-inspired proverbs, *takes drag of imaginary cigarette* but I beg to differ. *Apathetically exhales and flings cigarette to ground before grinding it with the ball of not-so-imaginary fire engine red high heel.* We’ve heard these types of statements all our lives:  […]

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May 10

2018

WE ARE WASTING OUR BRAINS ON BULLSHIT (And Other Darling Sentiments)

You know those creeps who never drink any water and you’re all, “BUT YOUR CELLS! YOUR CELLS ARE SHRIVELING LIKE LITTLE CALIFORNIA RAISINS!”  (Unless this is the kind of thing that only goes through my brain, in which case, welcome to my inner landscape, ya’ll.) I feel the same way about time. There are so many people who aren’t drinking […]

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In: Feeling Dead and Uninspired, Feeling Disillusioned With Life


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