ASH AMBIRGE

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Are You Money Poor, Time Poor, Or Worse—Both?

In: Feeling Disillusioned With Life

There’s money poor, and there’s time poor.

In order to be rich in one, most people give up the other.

These two things are seemingly in constant battle with each other, pulling, tugging, yanking for custody. In order to have more money, you must give up the time to get it. In order to have more time, you must give up the money.

But is this really true?

Actually, this is an outdated model of the way we view our relationship to work. Time and money have always been thrown together on the same continuum, assuming an inverse relationship.

But what if you could have both?

Allow me to introduce you to this badass thing called The Internet. This is what we talk about when we talk about scale. Is there a portion of your business that will allow you bring in an extra 100 customers over night without it costing you all of your time?

Most people can’t say yes to that question.

But most people should be able to.

There are tools, these days, for getting exactly what you want. The Internet is not new, but it’s worth considering whether or not the way you use it should be.

May 31

2018

If Somebody Told Me to Pick a Husband at Age Twenty-Three, I’d Likely Be Waking Up Next to Some Guy Who Can’t Spell “Lemon.”

May 31, 2018

You know why we’re all unhappy and restless and jaded and depressed? LIFE IS BORING US TO TEARS. Boredom is the devil, but most people don’t realize they’re bored. They’re busy working. They’re busy running. They’re busy doing ALL THE ERRANDS and keeping up with those fucksticks, The Jones’. It doesn’t feel like they’re bored, […]

In: Feeling Dead and Uninspired, Feeling Disillusioned With Life

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Jun 14

2019

If You Ain’t Feelin’ Your Work Anymore: HONEY, BURN THAT ISH DOWN.

Jun 14, 2019

So, here’s an idea: making money is not courageous. Anybody can ring a bell for twenty years. “Look, ma—I’ve been standing over here ringing this bell for two entire decades—durh, durh, durh—and I finally got a sticker!” Making money is a relatively straightforward consequence of showing up to breathe in the right place. Cause and […]

In: Feeling Dead and Uninspired, Feeling Disillusioned With Life, Hate Your Job?

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Jul 23

2017

Prayer for a Modern Girl

Jul 23, 2017

Her face is soft and at ease; serene and unhardened. She looks at the world through fresh, rosy eyes, while her lips unravel themselves easily at the sight of a stranger. Who are those who hold bitterness in their hearts? She walks past Round Pond, befriending the crisp July air, twirling twigs between her fingertips, […]

In: Feeling Disillusioned With Life

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May 12

2017

Pleasure Doesn’t Need an Appointment

May 12, 2017

In the mornings, I let myself linger underneath the covers, twisting the full, fluffy comforter up and around my face, letting my feet dance in the cotton. It feels so good, to slide your soles through the cool material—almost sinful. When I shower, I surrender to the warmth of the water, letting it caress my […]

In: Feeling Disillusioned With Life

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