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Mar 10

2020

Can’t Believe I Said This to JENNY F*CKING MCCARTHY

Mar 10, 2020

What if I shit myself? This was exactly what I was thinking, yesterday, as I was getting ready to TALK TO A CELEBRITY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE. Not because I was nervous, but because I was up the entire night with the ~worst~ waves of stomach cramps—something I blame entirely on the […]

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Mar 10

2020

I’m Gonna Be on The Jenny McCarthy Show—YOU GOTTA TUNE IN!

Mar 10, 2020

YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! GET THIS WILD TURKEY! ON MONDAY I’M GOING TO BE LIVE on Jenny McCarthy’s Sirius XM Radio Show from 11:20 – 11:40am ET to talk about the book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS CRAZYYYYY!!! WHO AM I?!?!?! Remember when she was with Jim Motherloving Carrey?! And did you know she’s married to Mark Wahlberg’s brother, Donnie, now—who […]

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Feb 22

2020

Calling Anyone Who Wants to Write a Book!

Feb 22, 2020

(Like, picturing me calling you with a giant buffalo horn as I lather Vaseline in between my legs because clearly we are on the savanna and clearly my legs are chafed as we do this.) Exciting freaking news to share! We’ve just launched a brand-new product in our shop called: The Very Sweary Field Guide […]

In: Book Publishing, The Book

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Jan 9

2020

Interview Me for The Middle Finger Project Book!

Jan 9, 2020

Oh my. I’ve just done something terrible. I mean, good terrible, but still pretty terrible. Is that a category? CAN THAT BE A CATEGORY? For the truth is that I, Ashley E. Ambirge, have just spent a lot of money—like, to the tune of fifteen-hundred baloneys a lot of money—on something I absolutely just impulsed […]

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Dec 12

2019

Sean Ogle is a Bitch. Wouldn’t It Be Funny If That Were the Title? It’s Not, This Post is Entirely About Me and You. WEIRD.

Dec 12, 2019

I’m going to drown the fucker in pickle juice. Yes, that’s what I’ve decided: humiliation by pickle juice. Except it won’t really be the pickle juice that does him in—it’ll be the whiskey. The whiskey that comes in a shot glass alongside the pickle juice, as any self-repecting Philadelphian knows. They call it a pickleback, […]

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Dec 3

2019

I’m The Least Spiritual Fuck On the Planet

Dec 3, 2019

Not that you didn’t know that already. Which is why if you come at me with chakras or crystals or dildos scented with patchouli oil, I will make a face that looks pretty much like I have just swallowed a baby rhinoceros hoof. Which might be possible, if you could see the kind of soup […]

In: Book Publishing, The Book

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Nov 29

2019

NOW AVAILABLE, OMG: Pre-Order The Book! Pre-Order The Book! I’m An Excitable Thirty-Five Year Old Woman Who Can’t Use Her Library Voice!

Nov 29, 2019

I should be wearing clothes right now. I always imagined that when I finally wrote a book and made the big pre-order announcement, I’d be wearing clothes. But alas, I did not plan on making this announcement from a Holiday Inn in Gibson, Pennsylvania (where obviously clothing is banned), and I certainly did not imagine […]

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Nov 25

2019

OH HELL YEAH: Book Pre-Orders Open at 6:24am ET on Black Friday!

Nov 25, 2019

It’s here! It’s happening! The moment that my eleven-year-old self and my cat* have been waiting for for years and years and years and years! THIS COMING FRIDAY MORNING AT 6:24AM EASTERN, we’ll be kicking off a very special insider’s-only pre-order campaign for THE MIDDLE FINGER PROJECT book right here in your inbox—so get ready, […]

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