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What You Say Is More Important Than What You Sell

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What you say is more important than what you sell. 

Creativity is not a child's luxury; it's a smart business strategy.

If you're wondering whether creativity is a waste of time; if you're convinced that  “your product / service / website will speak for itself,” then think twice:

Because creativity, as it's usually defined, is about making a statement.

But creativity in business is about making a statement that gets you what you want.

Notice the difference.

It's important to recognize—

—before, of course, your competitors do.

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Sometimes I make bad decisions. The time I decided to consume alcohol while on a date while ON CRUTCHES  was one of those times. (Thanks for not even trying to catch me as my metal crutches went flying, Bob, you scumbag.)– But then there are other times, when my decision-making skills operate at peak performance. […]

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Don’t Stand Out – Stand the Fuck Up.

So. If you recall, in the last post, I made up a ridiculous scenario where you were headed to your fake neighbor’s house for dinner, whose guts you may or may not have secretly hated. She was serving you quiche, at which point you made a face that slightly resembled this—> ?!?!?!?!!!!!. As a result, […]

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Your Customers Already Told You What To Say.

“If you were a pizza delivery man, how would you benefit from scissors?” “Why is a tennis ball fuzzy?” “What is your least favorite thing about humanity?” “How does the internet work?” Can you believe this? There are innocent people getting clobbered with these kinds of interview questions in dimly lit corporate offices AS WE […]

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On Getting the World to Pay Attention to You

I’m pretty sure one of the things on my Top 10 List of Life’s Secret Weapons That Everyone Should Know About Because They Help You Get Ahead Faster Than Everyone Else on the Planet is this: Learning how to make an unforgettable, cannot-be-ignored kind of STATEMENT. This is likely why I favor obnoxious bauble necklaces and blog headers […]

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