ASH AMBIRGE

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Fear, Not – Fear, Exposed Will Be Back. (Says the Series In Its Best Arnold Impersonation)

In: WTF Is Marketing?

Dear You,

Hi.

It's Monday.

Typically on Mondays, you get to hang with a sassy new segment of Fear, Exposed.

But because I'm semi-evil.

And because I take pleasure in mystery. (Be glad you're not dating me.)

I'm suspending the series.

Stay tuned to find out WHY.

(Or don't, but I must warn you that you'll miss out on my bad jokes, frequent F-bombs, and overuse of the word “baby.”  Not like child baby, but like, “Oh hell yeah, baby!”  kind of baby. And really? Who could resist?)

Hugs, kisses and a slap on the ass,

Ash

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Sexy Matters. Whether You Like It Or Not.

Sexy matters. We hate to think that’s true. We look at the girl strutting down the sidewalk, who’s obviously “trying too hard,” and we silently disapprove. But it’s not because she’s trying too hard. It’s because she makes us feel inferior.  To soothe our egos, we immediately start telling ourselves the story that we’re “better,” […]

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How to Get People to Pay You More With Just ONE WORD.

His name was Joe. Rightfully so, because Joe was in charge of customer service at the Honda Dealer in good ol’ Scranton, Pennsylvania. And, I don’t know, I just trust men named Joe. I mean, you don’t want some jerkoff named Tucker invoicing you, do you? You’d leave and there’d be a doodle of a […]

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She Wrote the Book On It

At my retreat in the Cotswolds, this past summer, I gave everyone salmon-colored Kate Spade notebooks that read on the cover: She wrote the book on it. It’s a theme I teach and live and breathe and bleed. Everyone’s always asking, “How do you market yourself? How do you get people to notice you?” (For […]

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So, People Suck at Talking to Each Other

People suck at talking to each other. I’ve thought about this post for days now, and turns out? That’s my grand epiphany. My big, profound opening line. As a professional communicator & copywriter, trained linguist, PR expert and author of that filthy blog, “The Middle Finger Project” (my hooligan credentials), I get paid to say […]

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