ASH AMBIRGE

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Fear, Not – Fear, Exposed Will Be Back. (Says the Series In Its Best Arnold Impersonation)

In: Online Marketing

Dear You,

Hi.

It's Monday.

Typically on Mondays, you get to hang with a sassy new segment of Fear, Exposed.

But because I'm semi-evil.

And because I take pleasure in mystery. (Be glad you're not dating me.)

I'm suspending the series.

Stay tuned to find out WHY.

(Or don't, but I must warn you that you'll miss out on my bad jokes, frequent F-bombs, and overuse of the word “baby.”  Not like child baby, but like, “Oh hell yeah, baby!”  kind of baby. And really? Who could resist?)

Hugs, kisses and a slap on the ass,

Ash

Jan 10

2012

The Day The Cash Register Became Obsolete (WTF?)

Note:  This post contains adult language. It’s so adult, you might swear you’ve just been transported to a seedy, smoke-laced Las Vegas strip club filled with large Italian men. The good news is that you haven’t. The bad news is that somebody let me have my own blog. And…so we begin. What I want to […]

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Jan 24

2012

A Scenario You Should Pay Attention To

So let’s say your annoying neighbor invites you over for dinner. Huge bitch. But you decide to go, anyway, because you don’t want to feel like an asshole every time you see her backing her brand new Lexus out of the driveway at the same exact time you and your ’98 Toyota are pulling out. […]

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Apr 3

2014

Difference Isn’t About Being Different.

You know what I’m passionate about? Elephants. Big, giant, hot chartreuse, polka dotted elephants. In the room. Online. Where there’s at least one Nigerian Prince sending out emails with the salutation, “Friend.” (Oh wait, that was me.) Right now, the elephant in the room I’m sitting in is the increasingly common practice of—how should I […]

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Jan 7

2011

The Art of Business Rebellion

So, the other day I ask The Chilean to stop at the store on his way over and pick up some chicken. He gets here, plops down this bag, and proceeds to pull out a whole chicken, gripping it by the legs and asking me where I want him to put it.  The conversation that […]

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May 15

2013

On Getting the World to Pay Attention to You

I’m pretty sure one of the things on my Top 10 List of Life’s Secret Weapons That Everyone Should Know About Because They Help You Get Ahead Faster Than Everyone Else on the Planet is this: Learning how to make an unforgettable, cannot-be-ignored kind of STATEMENT. This is likely why I favor obnoxious bauble necklaces and blog headers […]

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