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HOLY BUTTERNUTS I MADE A VIDEO. (P.S. IT’S OUTRAGEOUS. WITH CAPS. ALL OF THEM. )

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Hold all the pumpkin rolls: I'VE DONE IT, YOU GUYS. I'VE FINALLY DONE VIDEO.

I'm pretty sure that giving me a camera was a very bad idea. Or a very good idea—I can't tell yet. But I can tell you this—I AM HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN.

For the love of a laugh, it's called: What Freelancers, Creatives & Business Owners Are Really Thinking. (You didn't think this was going to be a serious lecture did you?) It's two minutes long, has a major attitude problem, and I hope it gives you a chuckle and/or makes you question how reliable your bladder is. 

 

 

And to that I say TGIF! If you aren't mainlining wine already then hopefully this is your next best bet. You know, to get through that one last torturous hour at your desk. 

TO OUT FUNNING EVERYONE IN LIFE AND BUSINESS ALWAYS, 

Ash

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Is Your Package Big Enough?

Confess. You’re reading this because the title made you think of male genitalia. (…And now you’re thinking about how weird the word “genitalia” sounds.) I know, I know. I tried to avoid it, but really, I can’t. Because today’s tip is about packaging your service or product offerings, so why be modest? I’m not even […]

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Take What You Love, And Figure Out How to Sell It To Someone—And Boom, You’ve Got Your Dream Job

So, listen, I’m not gonna lie—we got to our new London flat this morning, and the second I walked in, I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD THE MEANING OF LIFE. (P.S. You’re following these shenanigans via my Insta-stories right?) Which is entirely materialistic of me, of course, but I’m of the age these days where I don’t really care because […]

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The Smell of Desperation

You can smell the desperation. You see folks running sideways all over the internet trying to get noticed, be bigger, get heard. But there’s a simple truth that a lot of people forget: If your message is weak, no one’s going to care, no matter how loudly you parade yourself around. Have you ever had […]

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Screw Being Your Own Boss

  Being your own boss is infinitely harder than having a boss, and by infinitely (which is a pain in the ass to spell), I mean 17,929,531.9045 times harder. Exact math. The next time I hear someone say that they want to be their own boss, I’m going to take the nearest rotten pork chop and slap […]

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Create & Offer What YOU’D Want to Buy.

  “THAT’S GENIUS!” said a lot of really sweet people really big brown nosers after the launch of Unf*ckwithable Girlfriends last week. Except they weren’t giving me the compliment because of what it contained, but rather, because of what it didn’t. “You mean you aren’t inundating everyone with another Facebook group? No forums? No Google […]

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DO NOT KILL THE PEOPLE SELLING LULAROE. They’re Actually Ahead of the Curve—And Here’s Why.

LuLaRoe. Rodan + Fields. Younique. AdvoCare. Usana. Beachbody. doTerra. Herbalife. Pampered Chef. If you’re anything like me, your Facebook feed is blowin’ UP with folks who have become representatives for these companies. (Some of them I like and respect, and others make me want to chainsaw their house.) So why is this becoming such a […]

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