ASH AMBIRGE

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HOLY BUTTERNUTS I MADE A VIDEO. (P.S. IT’S OUTRAGEOUS. WITH CAPS. ALL OF THEM. )

In: Starting an Online Business

Hold all the pumpkin rolls: I'VE DONE IT, YOU GUYS. I'VE FINALLY DONE VIDEO.

I'm pretty sure that giving me a camera was a very bad idea. Or a very good idea—I can't tell yet. But I can tell you this—I AM HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN.

For the love of a laugh, it's called: What Freelancers, Creatives & Business Owners Are Really Thinking. (You didn't think this was going to be a serious lecture did you?) It's two minutes long, has a major attitude problem, and I hope it gives you a chuckle and/or makes you question how reliable your bladder is. 

 

 

And to that I say TGIF! If you aren't mainlining wine already then hopefully this is your next best bet. You know, to get through that one last torturous hour at your desk. 

TO OUT FUNNING EVERYONE IN LIFE AND BUSINESS ALWAYS, 

Ash

May 30

2014

Is Your Package Big Enough?

Confess. You’re reading this because the title made you think of male genitalia. (…And now you’re thinking about how weird the word “genitalia” sounds.) I know, I know. I tried to avoid it, but really, I can’t. Because today’s tip is about packaging your service or product offerings, so why be modest? I’m not even […]

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Nov 20

2017

Not Sure What to Sell? Here’s a Shot of Inspiration.

Most people think they need an actual product to sell—but what if the experience was the product? One of my favorite websites on the planet is TabletHotels.com, who have vetted and hand-selected some of the world’s most gorgeous, well-designed hotel spaces. I always go there first, looking for accommodations, because: it’s a feast for the […]

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Feb 22

2015

The Smell of Desperation

You can smell the desperation. You see folks running sideways all over the internet trying to get noticed, be bigger, get heard. But there’s a simple truth that a lot of people forget: If your message is weak, no one’s going to care, no matter how loudly you parade yourself around. Have you ever had […]

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Feb 14

2014

Don’t Invent a Product Name. Engineer One.

It’s 4:30 in the morning and I’m boarding a plane to Nicaragua. Today’s tip should really be: Don’t board a plane before you having at least one successful hour being awake. It’s bad enough trying to successfully stumble to the bathroom in the middle of the night; try stumbling through a gigantic metal maze of […]

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