ASH AMBIRGE

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My Top 5 Makeup Tips for Working From Home—And NOT Looking Like a Total Soiled Sloth :)

In: Starting an Online Business

Hi!

You are going to think I'm positively off my rocker, but I made you a video containing my very own top five makeup tips for NOT looking like a soiled sloth while working from home. Because WORKING FROM HOME IS HARD AND WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET.

(Also, because last week one of our Unf*ckwithable Girlfriends—a fabulous photographer named Heidi—rocked a Facebook Live for all of us on how to look hot for the camera, and SHE LOOKED SO GOOD IT INSPIRED US ALL.)

I mean, working from home is simultaneously the best thing that's ever happened to you and the worst, am I right? You can drink margaritas in the afternoon but you will also forget what it's like do pesky things like groom yourself.

But then one day some over-achiever from the real world is going to call you and actually ask you to GO SOMEWHERE. And who has time for a full face of makeup? Who? Tell me, who? Nobody, that's who. But you also don't want to re-enter society looking like swamp thing.

Alas, I have 5 LIFE SAVING PRODUCTS that I slap on myself quickly and without much precision, almost every single day, that somehow manage to transform me from ghoul to girl in a matter of seconds. But, like, actual seconds. (These five, I am certain, are the key to not actually going insane every time you look at yourself in the mirror.)

Click below to watch + learn ze ways in this 3 minute video—and I promise I was totally bare-faced when I started! (It's pretty scary but I'm pretty sure you can forgive me.)

 

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*I totally have these products and use 'em RELIGIOUSLY, but if you purchase through any of those links I'll get a commission from Amazon. Because cash money, babes!

 

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I'm a Bad Influence on Women

Hey, I’m Ash! Twenty years ago I was a small town girl growing up in a trailer park in rural Pennsylvania. Fifteen years ago, I lost my family and everything I knew right as I became the first to graduate college. Fourteen years ago, I found myself leaving everything behind for a new life in the city where I could be “normal.” Ten years ago I realized normal was the most disappointing thing that ever happened to me. Nine years ago I quit my job in advertising and pursued my dreams as a creative writer. Eight years ago, I built a 6-figure business doing what I love using nothing more than the Internet and my voice. And now, today, I’m the founder of The Middle Finger Project, an irreverent media co. that helps other women find their voice and teaches them to use it to build whatever the f*ck they want to. With a book coming out with Penguin Random House in February 2020 (YASSS, WE’RE A PRODUCT IN TARGET!) I’m proud to be a bad influence on women and guide them into doing something disobediently brave with their life and their career.

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