Hi, it's me.
I'm drinking wine. (Shooocccckkkkeeeer!)
I'm also listening to my sweet, sweet man voice in an interview I recently gave that addresses that big, fucking looming question we're all wandering around asking ourselves: Is this it?
What do you do when that question pops up?
What do you do when it's not what it's cracked up to be?
What do you do when you feel like a big, naked butthead of an orangutan?
(Officially the only place on all of this website where I have ever written the word butthead.)
(I don't even like that fucking word.)
Dare you to listen to it.
It's free.
Your mom?
Love and a slap on the ass,
That girl with the purple teeth who you either hate or love but can't figure out why.