ASH AMBIRGE

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MISSION STATEMENTS. (Really?)

In: Branding, Business 101, Communication,

The other day I saw a Twitter bio that said something to the effect of:

We craft effective solutions for your design needs.

And I wanted to kill myself. Like, just up and off myself on the spot. This old-school, “mission statement-esque” language has no place in a modern context.

Effective is already the expectation.
Solutions are why everyone’s in business.
And what are my “needs,” anyway?

You’re talking but you’re saying nothing.

We need you to be human.

Don’t tell us your mission statement—stand up and make one.

Enter your email address and I'll rummage around in my bag of tricks for JUST the thing.

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The Noodle Test: Is Your Business Idea Any Good?

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Let’s Get One Thing Straight: There’s Only One Way to Stand Out from the Sea of Sameness, and It’s Free

Everyone wants to stand out from the sea of sameness—a phrase I coined years ago, right here on this blog, when the Internet first started teetering toward “me, too!” syndrome. Ask most people how to stand out, and depending on their industry, they’ll tell you something different: Get a website! Learn how to write copy! […]

In: Branding, Marketing, Success,

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