Author, CEO & Founder

Learn More >>

When It’s Hard for People to Pick, The First Thing They Do Is Ditch

In: Starting an Online Business


First off, our brand new flagship fuck yeah website launches next week. (We’ve been working on this behind the scenes for an entire year!) JUNE!!!!!!!!! THE MONTH OF CHAMPIONNNSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S GOING TO BE HUGEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! (Please imagine me saying that like a forty-five year old balding man advertising a blowout sale at a furniture warehouse.)

On that note, I tweeted this the other day:

Which is all to say that:

(a) I’ve ruined everything with this email.
(b) Apparently lots of other people have exclamation issues, too.
(c) Are we following each other on Twitter yet?!

Now then, the other reason I’m excited is because I just ordered a new microphone—in anticipation for something BIG we’ll be doing in the month of June to celebrate the new launch—and I thought that I should take the opportunity to let you know that I’ve hilariously been trying to order this microphone for months, but you know why I didn’t?

A heaping dose of decision paralysis.

I mean, Jesus Christ, Blue Mic, how many mics do you sell that look and do the exact same thing with the sole purpose of sending me into an existential tail spin? First world problems, I know, but it reminded me of something I’ve been wanting to mention to you here, which is that too many choices makes people angsty. You do not need fifty different options on your sales page. You do not need eleventy billion different products. You do not need five hundred colors and styles.

When it's hard for people to pick, the first thing they do is ditch.

I thought we could use some good, old-fashioned Dr. Seuss, so let’s all put that in our pipes and smoke it. More importantly, however, ***people don’t buy what they don’t understand.*** And giving them too many options makes it exceedingly difficult for them to understand which one is the best option for them.

Fortunately, when we launch the new site, you’ll be getting a really swanky email from me that asks you to choose just one of three options as to how we’re going to proceed next. Sort of like a choose your own adventure, Middle Finger Project style—isn’t this just getting more and more fun?

If you’re in for an even bigger, even better, even more inspirational / motivational / eye-opening / helpful-as-hell / balls to the wall adventure with me—never seen before?

It’s show time, baby.

And we’re just getting started.*






*As soon as the god damn mic gets here.

Nov 20


Not Sure What to Sell? Here’s a Shot of Inspiration.

Nov 20, 2017

Most people think they need an actual product to sell—but what if the experience was the product? One of my favorite websites on the planet is, who have vetted and hand-selected some of the world’s most gorgeous, well-designed hotel spaces. I always go there first, looking for accommodations, because: it’s a feast for the […]

In: Starting an Online Business


Oct 6


Entrepreneurs + Marriage: Possible? Or Possibly Hopeless?

Oct 6, 2011

Marriage scares the *#$^!&*(±*@&%^$*#@(±!!)!)!%&@# out of me. As a matter of fact, it scares me so much, there should really be some of these in there: ¡¿¡¿ (For once, buying my Macbook in South America, and having the corresponding Spanish keyboard, paid off. Look at that sexy upside down punctuation! You like them papayas? Do ya? […]

In: Starting an Online Business


Aug 17


“How Do You Make Money From a Blog / Social Media / Your Grandmother’s YouTube Channel?!”

Aug 17, 2017

People ask me this cute shit ALL DAY LONG. It’s a very confusing topic, I suspect, because many folks assume that you are throwing up advertising banners from 1998, rockin’ those Google AdSense clicks like nobody’s business. To be fair, that is a thing—I’ve strategized with one company in particular doing 3-4 million every month in […]

In: Starting an Online Business


Mar 30


How to Be Able to Travel Whenever You Want

Mar 30, 2012

Can we please talk about the fact that tonight, I’m getting a ride to the airport from a random, way-skinnier-than-me (and probably you) Vietnamese woman named Kim, who works at the random nail salon where I got a pedicure yesterday? Yeah. That’s fucking weird, and it’s totally happening. And I’m totally excited about it, mostly […]

In: Starting an Online Business


Exclusive VIP Access

Enter your email to start your own middle finger project and get all sorts of colorful inspiration + know-how straight into your inbox to help you quit your job, do what you love, and start the side hustle of your dreams.

Don’t worry, there will be plenty of f-bombs.

Privacy Policy Info Here