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You Aren’t Obligated to Be the Same Person You Were Five Minutes Ago

In: Feeling Dead and Uninspired

So often, we make choices based on “what feels right for us.”

To most people, that sounds like sage advice. You’re “being true to yourself,” after all.

What we don’t consider, however, are the limitations. If you’re constantly making decisions based on who you are in this very moment, you don’t leave any room for who you want to become—or who you need to.

Sometimes, you’ve got to do what DOESN'T feel right.

Sometimes, you’ve got to say “fuck it” to who you are—so you can make way for 2.0.

Do something ridiculous.
Act out of character.
Get nervous.
Do something you’d normally never.

Hell, even something as simple as standing in your living room and doing a sexy dance. Do you feel absolutely absurd? WHO CARES? Do it anyway. Stop judging yourself so god damn much. MAYBE YOU ARE A SEXY VIXEN SALSA DANCER.

In any given moment you can be whoever you want to be.

You aren’t obligated to be the same person you were even five minutes ago.

May 29

2012

On My Red Hot, Sinfully Sexy Affair.

  I’m currently gnawing on a big, squishy, ripe red tomato. Right now. As I type this. I’m forking salty chunks into my mouth as I hope (but not pray–I’m pretty bad at that) that tomato seed juice doesn’t dribble all over my keyboard. Before my current lusty, red hot tomato affair, I was getting […]

In: Feeling Dead and Uninspired

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Sep 7

2018

One Big, Sexy Question for Instant Clarification On: What the Hell Do I Want to Do With My Life?

I was reading something on the Internet yesterday that was praising this woman’s work, and I thought to myself: there’s such a difference between doing work and having work. (And yes, I italicized “such” in my mind.) To do work is to take on a task, whoever’s task it might be. To have work, though—work […]

In: Feeling Dead and Uninspired, Feeling Disillusioned With Life

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May 4

2010

Shattering the Current Model of Reality

Most of you reading this website are here because you want more. Tried and true may be comfortable, but boring.  The traditional life path may be safe, but uninspiring.  The status quo is average, but nothing extraordinary. You know there’s something missing, but you can’t pinpoint what, exactly, it is. We’ve essentially been told for […]

In: Feeling Dead and Uninspired

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