Remember:

Whatever you want to do in 2013, you can do.

Whatever you think is too hard, too complicated, too overwhelming–you can figure out.

Whatever things you wish you didn’t have to do anymore–you can renounce.

Whatever mistakes you’ve made–you can forgive.

Whatever direction you want to take–you can take.

And whichever jerk off tells you otherwise–you can punch.

Happy New Year.

I love you.

Much more than my ex-boyfriend.

P.S. Quick semi-annoying, semi-useful reminder – today is the last day the One Night Stand copywriting package will ever be available in this universe, unless some sneaky martians decide to steal the concept and take over my identity. If you want me to write for you, and you’d like to reserve a spot in February or March at this rate (January is all booked!) just hit reply and say “I think I’m in!” (Or if you’re reading this elsewhere, send an email to ash@themiddlefingerproject.org) We’ll work out the details later–no need to do anything else, and no obligation if you change your mind, but this way you’ll lock in the rate, and then everyone can relax, drink way too much champagne and make some bad decisions tonight. A clear win win.