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If You Had One Shot…Would You Capture It, Or Let It Slip?

In: Starting an Online Business

Hand holding.

It's a beautiful thing. Especially when the hand that you're holding is tall, dark and Mediterranean.

But sometimes, other forms of hand holding is just as…tingly.

Like when you're in the early stages of business brainstorming, or getting your business launched, and you need someone to:

a) Kick your ass

b) Hold you accountable

c) Just tell you what the fuck you need to do

d) So you can do it

e) And everybody goes home happy

Based on the survey you took, this is one of your biggest needs – having someone there to walk you step-by-step through the process, so you can't phone it in, and you can't procrastinate any further, and so you actually start making progress.

Because let's face it – starting your own business can be hard.

No one's saying it isn't.

But…if given the right set of tools, combined with the right set of knowledge, and the willingness to put one foot in front of the other, it becomes a lot easier.

And that's what I'm here working to arm you with, so you can prance along and start doing work that FEELS GOOD.

For your soul and your pocket.

Look. If you had one shot, or one opportunity

To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment

Would you capture it?

…Or let it slip?

So it's time to stop messing around.

It's time to start taking your goals, your dreams + your desires seriously. It's time to break out of your chains, and go forth into the world, ready to TEAR IT UP.

IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE.

IT'S YOUR TIME TO BE EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED.

IT'S YOUR TIME TO PROVE IT TO YOURSELF THAT YOU CAN.

IT'S YOUR TIME TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE, AND MAKE IT HAPPEN FOR YOU.

Because if you don't…no one else will.

And I refuse to watch you walk off quietly.

THIS IS NOT A GAME.

IT'S YOUR LIFE.

ACT LIKE IT.

BE SOMEBODY.

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