ASH AMBIRGE

Author, CEO & Founder

Learn More >>

The Smell of Desperation

In: Starting an Online Business

You can smell the desperation. You see folks running sideways all over the internet trying to get noticed, be bigger, get heard. But there's a simple truth that a lot of people forget: If your message is weak, no one's going to care, no matter how loudly you parade yourself around.

Have you ever had a conversation with someone in another language, and when you express confusion over a word, instead of explaining the word, they simply say it back louder to you–as if this were the problem? That's annoying, right? That's how other people feel when you run around prostituting yourself and your business all over the place…with the wrong message. Or, one that's delivered without expert execution. It's frustrating. It's a let down. And when you talk louder at them, instead of trying harder to listen, they tune you out entirely.

And guess what? If nobody's listening, your chances are worse than ever. Worse than before you even started. Because power doesn't come from kissing the world's ass. It comes from knowing what the fuck you're doing. And when you don't?

We don't only smell your desperation.

…We're repulsed by it.

Jun 5

2017

So You’ve Got a Great Idea But Have NO Idea Where to Start. (And It’s Making You Angsty and Farty and Paralyzed With Fear.)

“But we don’t know how.” We were seated at the edge of the bar, nibbling on appetizers and enjoying the sunset. They were two friends, friends with big ideas and big dreams and a bug right up their ass to do something more meaningful and creative with their careers—and their lives. (My favorite kind of […]

In: Starting an Online Business

READ MORE >>

Jul 10

2014

What To Do When You Hire Them And…They Suck.

So you started a business and before you knew it you were regularly lip syncing to Gaga while kicking ass, taking orders, AND taking names—which, for the record, I hear is a mafia term. Isn’t that delightful? Suddenly, you found yourself with an extra $5 and immediately shouted to no one in particular, “I’m going to reinvest […]

In: Starting an Online Business

READ MORE >>

Aug 17

2017

“How Do You Make Money From a Blog / Social Media / Your Grandmother’s YouTube Channel?!”

People ask me this cute shit ALL DAY LONG. It’s a very confusing topic, I suspect, because many folks assume that you are throwing up advertising banners from 1998, rockin’ those Google AdSense clicks like nobody’s business. To be fair, that is a thing—I’ve strategized with one company in particular doing 3-4 million every month in […]

In: Starting an Online Business

READ MORE >>

May 4

2012

How to Be Taken Seriously in Biz + Life. (Does Not Apply to Douchebags, The President, or Anyone With The Name Barbie.)

Ever jump in a pool fully clothed? You gotta try it. Borderline rebellious, without landing you a spot in jail, or any unplanned pregnancies. (Usually.) I’m pretty sure I’ve jumped into more pools clothed than the average human being, which must qualify me for something. Something other than the insane asylum. Or the WWF. My […]

In: Starting an Online Business

READ MORE >>

Exclusive VIP Access

Join The Middle Finger Project mafia—over 75,000+ disobedient humans strong—and as a welcome gift (which I promise won’t be a thug named Vinny), I’ll send you a top secret discount code for our best-selling courses, kits and workshops. Because #SOLIDARITY.

It’s free, and you’ll also get new posts every week, plus at least one GIF of Betty White for the win.

Privacy Policy Info Here