ASH AMBIRGE

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How to Land Your Dream Job—Without Any Prior Experience, Connections, And/Or Bribing The Boss With Your Boobs

In: Hate Your Job?

STOP WAITING.

You don’t need to wait for someone else to “give you” the dream job, anymore.

That one where you travel the world, sourcing big, funky oversized silver jewelry and re-selling it in your shop.
That one where you photograph every luxury boutique hotel in the city and create your own guide.
That one where you design your own line of handbags, and start selling them in pop ups all over the United States.
The one where you create your own foreign language course and teaching methodology.
The one where you write your own weekly column for women.
The one where you start selling your art and strike it rich.

Whatever you wish you did for work, you can start doing today. There are no gatekeepers; no one to tell you that you aren’t ready; no one who stands in your way of success. The Internet has given you a lifetime, irrevocable license to do whatever work you’re called to do—and make a name for yourself.

The caveat, however, is that you have to actually start.

Jun 14

2019

If You Ain’t Feelin’ Your Work Anymore: HONEY, BURN THAT ISH DOWN.

So, here’s an idea: making money is not courageous. Anybody can ring a bell for twenty years. “Look, ma—I’ve been standing over here ringing this bell for two entire decades—durh, durh, durh—and I finally got a sticker!” Making money is a relatively straightforward consequence of showing up to breathe in the right place. Cause and […]

In: Feeling Dead and Uninspired, Feeling Disillusioned With Life, Hate Your Job?

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Jun 18

2017

Seek Pleasure, And You Will Have Found Your Work

Procrastination is not a symptom of something that’s wrong with you, your brain, or your level of commitment—it’s a clue. Something is wrong with it. The thing you’re doing—do you really want to be doing it? Does this actually give you joy, or have you roped yourself into yet another maze of obligations and onuses, […]

In: Hate Your Job?

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Dec 1

2017

“I Want to Do Something Else…But What?” Welcome To The Fucking Question That Everyone Is Asking Themselves.

I have a dirty little hypothesis. It’s about the discontent. The unrest. This global epidemic that’s happening behind closed doors of women wanting something else. It’s why the LuLaRoe, the Advocare, the Younique. It’s why books like Eat, Pray, Love became bestsellers. It’s why we’re spending so much time on the Internet, too, and drinking […]

In: Hate Your Job?

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Feb 13

2019

How to Start an Online Business When You Are Not an “Internet Person”—And Are Seriously Doubting That You Can Do This

So, the other day one of my best college girlfriends reached out and was all, “Ashhhhhhhhhh! I need your helpppppp! I’m trying to start an online business but I have no idea what I’m doing and you’re obviously the first person that I thought of, muahahaha.” (She. Is. Adorable. She’s been hand-painting wooden signs and […]

In: Hate Your Job?

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