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This One Time, I Fell In Love With an Illegal Immigrant. Yes, That Actually Happened.

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By the end of the night, it was as if I had just had the best sex of my life, without so much as having shared a kiss.

I knew nothing about him, except that I needed more.

And more I got.

Candlelit dinners, walks through parks, sensual kisses on street corners, and giggly phone calls lasting well into the night came, and came some more.

I was falling for him, and hard.

And I kept falling for him, even after I found out the truth.

Seven whole months later.

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3 thoughts on "This One Time, I Fell In Love With an Illegal Immigrant. Yes, That Actually Happened."

  1. Andi Perullo says:

    Ooooh, I’m definitely going to read more, how juicy!

  2. Kaity says:

    Of course, I have loved an illegal immigrant and been best friends with one for three years. And I loved him before I knew he was illegal, and before I knew his name was Javi, and that love isn’t going to fade just because our paths are so twisted. No matter what happens between us, I want the best for him, even if that best isn’t me, and even if that kills me a little bit each time.

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