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Call Your Fucking Tribe. (Quickie Friday Piece of Ass)

In: Online Marketing

For my WRITERS–at heart, by trade, or in their wildest, rowdiest, wettest dreams.

Because it's Friday.

And this short video will be the most important thing you do all day. (You can't fool me – I know nobody's really working.)

This is why I do what I do as a copywriter.

This is why the words on your website are so important.

And this is why words are the finest gift–and tool–we could ever hope for.

To inspire. To be heard. To make a difference. To spread a message. To influence. To persuade.

And to CALL YOUR FUCKING TRIBE.

Jul 14

2011

Paris, Wankers + Marketing for Local Business Owners

So, I’m on a plane. I may or may not be drinking French wine from a miniature bottle that could really be bigger for seven dollars, but I mean, who’s really measuring? Don’t judge. I figure that between having never tried cigarettes, and having stuck up for the nerdy girl that one time in the […]

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May 31

2011

A Non-Cheesy Approach to Trusting Yourself More + Sucking Less

If I could identify one statement that you’re bound to roll your eyes at, it’s “Trust yourself.”– Because here’s the thing: Most of us, including myself at times, don’t know how to trust ourselves. We see that advice, and automatically file it away into the “cheesy, fluffy, woo-woo” category, the same as we might, “Just be […]

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Jan 10

2011

The 11 Word Equation for Surefire Business Success

How you shine + How you can help others shine= BUSINESS BRILLIANCE Take a hard look at that, and really think about what that means. It’s the only equation you need to know. The rest are details that can be sorted along the way. So, what are you waiting for? Do the math, and get […]

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Nov 9

2012

Call Your Fucking Tribe. (Quickie Friday Piece of Ass)

For my WRITERS–at heart, by trade, or in their wildest, rowdiest, wettest dreams. Because it’s Friday. And this short video will be the most important thing you do all day. (You can’t fool me – I know nobody’s really working.) This is why I do what I do as a copywriter. This is why the […]

2,757 READS
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Oct 11

2011

How Dating Chilean Men Can Help You Succeed In Business. Kind of. And Why Bloody Noses Are Not Okay, Which Is Not Related to The Story At All, But You Should Read About It, Anyway.

So the other day there was a guy. Isn’t there always a guy? Anyway, the other day there was a guy, and I may or may not have been kissing said guy. Said guy is so attractive, that I’m almost nervous to be kissing him, because, as we all know, when you’re kissing really attractive […]

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Jan 14

2014

What You Say Is More Important Than What You Sell

What you say is more important than what you sell.  Creativity is not a child’s luxury; it’s a smart business strategy. If you’re wondering whether creativity is a waste of time; if you’re convinced that  “your product / service / website will speak for itself,” then think twice: Because creativity, as it’s usually defined, is […]

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Feb 12

2013

7 Companies Doing Personality RIGHT.

Remember that one time every single day when I talked about how giving your business a personality will help you earn trust, differentiate yourself, and sell more to the right people? (As long as you don’t own a funeral home. That could be a tricky one.) Well guess what? It’s your lucky day because…I’m going […]

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Sep 6

2017

Marketing Is Fucking Weird, Isn’t It?

Marketing is fucking weird, isn’t it? Everyone’s really anxious about it all the time, and it makes lots of people go into hiding and never, ever, ever want to come out. (I think they imagine others looking at them and pointing and growling, “Youuuu dirty rotten slimmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.) But I gotta say: marketing gets really easy […]

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Jan 21

2014

You are not anyone’s only option. (…So now what?)

We made out for hours that night. College kids stepped clumsily around us, spilling their beer as much as their morals. It was an era of chunky blonde highlights and boot cut jeans, tanning beds and lacy little lingerie tops from Express. My favorite was champagne & cream colored. I had it on that night. […]

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