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Call Your Fucking Tribe. (Quickie Friday Piece of Ass)

In: Online Marketing

For my WRITERS–at heart, by trade, or in their wildest, rowdiest, wettest dreams.

Because it's Friday.

And this short video will be the most important thing you do all day. (You can't fool me – I know nobody's really working.)

This is why I do what I do as a copywriter.

This is why the words on your website are so important.

And this is why words are the finest gift–and tool–we could ever hope for.

To inspire. To be heard. To make a difference. To spread a message. To influence. To persuade.

And to CALL YOUR FUCKING TRIBE.

Jan 27

2015

You Can’t Sell Tickets to The Titanic if You’re Marketing it as a Rowboat

Like it or not, people do judge a book by its cover. And that cover happens to include the words on the front. There’s a palpable difference between the words, “hire me” versus “engagement fees.” There’s also a difference between “buy now” and “apply now.” (Even though those “apply now” snobs drive me insane.) And there’s a difference between, “Cost: […]

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May 19

2017

Businesses Are Like Books: The Best Ones Actually SAY Something

The best books are those that say something. That make a statement. Draw conclusions. Make connections. Contribute something new to the discussion. Otherwise, what’s the point in writing it? I think we can all agree that nobody wants to read book after book that regurgitates the same exact thing that they’ve read before. The same […]

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May 31

2011

A Non-Cheesy Approach to Trusting Yourself More + Sucking Less

If I could identify one statement that you’re bound to roll your eyes at, it’s “Trust yourself.”– Because here’s the thing: Most of us, including myself at times, don’t know how to trust ourselves. We see that advice, and automatically file it away into the “cheesy, fluffy, woo-woo” category, the same as we might, “Just be […]

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Oct 29

2014

So, People Suck at Talking to Each Other

People suck at talking to each other. I’ve thought about this post for days now, and turns out? That’s my grand epiphany. My big, profound opening line. As a professional communicator & copywriter, trained linguist, PR expert and author of that filthy blog, “The Middle Finger Project” (my hooligan credentials), I get paid to say […]

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Oct 18

2012

How to Get People to Pay You More With Just ONE WORD.

His name was Joe. Rightfully so, because Joe was in charge of customer service at the Honda Dealer in good ol’ Scranton, Pennsylvania. And, I don’t know, I just trust men named Joe. I mean, you don’t want some jerkoff named Tucker invoicing you, do you? You’d leave and there’d be a doodle of a […]

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