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If the Pressure Isn’t Worth It, Say, “Sayonara Bish.”

In: WTF, Why So MISERABLEEEE

Is it worth the stress?

It’s a metric we don’t consider enough. Is it worth the money? We ask ourselves that every day. Is it worth the time? We ask ourselves that, too.

But something that might be worth both the money and the time, may never be worth the pressure.

As much as we like to think of ourselves as “capable,” all of us have limits.

There are some things that will kill you, you know.

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Pleasure Doesn’t Need an Appointment

In the mornings, I let myself linger underneath the covers, twisting the full, fluffy comforter up and around my face, letting my feet dance in the cotton. It feels so good, to slide your soles through the cool material—almost sinful. When I shower, I surrender to the warmth of the water, letting it caress my […]

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Please, Don’t Get Hard (Even When Life Is)

So, I’m standing there at this bakery in Costa Rica, trying not to order the things one orders at a bakery, because if I order bakery-like things from this bakery, I might as well give my stomach pooch full on permission to never, ever fucking go away. And then what will become of me? Forget […]

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