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Mar 20

2020

The Emergency Money Workshop: REGISTER FREE HERE >

Mar 20, 2020

BLINDFOLDED PILLOW FIGHTS. That’s what people are resorting to. Putting their hoodies on backwards with the hood part over their face and then trying to whack their spouse with a giant down-stuffed rectangle as they bumble around the living room. (And somehow managing not to knock over the five-hundred porcelain gnome figurines, which I just […]

In: How to Sell Yourself, Money Talk, Starting an Online Business

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Mar 12

2020

Rec for Taxes (Save Us All)

Mar 12, 2020

I’d rather lick a moldy iguana carcass than do my bookkeeping + taxes. (God, could I use a more disgusting example? GROSS!) But, seriously. I sat down this morning, intent on FINALLY carving out the time to sit down and review my—gag—books, categorize a million transactions, and get together SOME kind of mysterious document to […]

In: Bookkeeping + Accounting, Money Talk

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Mar 10

2020

Can’t Believe I Said This to JENNY F*CKING MCCARTHY

Mar 10, 2020

What if I shit myself? This was exactly what I was thinking, yesterday, as I was getting ready to TALK TO A CELEBRITY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE. Not because I was nervous, but because I was up the entire night with the ~worst~ waves of stomach cramps—something I blame entirely on the […]

In: Publicity, The Book

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Mar 10

2020

I’m Gonna Be on The Jenny McCarthy Show—YOU GOTTA TUNE IN!

Mar 10, 2020

YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! GET THIS WILD TURKEY! ON MONDAY I’M GOING TO BE LIVE on Jenny McCarthy’s Sirius XM Radio Show from 11:20 – 11:40am ET to talk about the book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS CRAZYYYYY!!! WHO AM I?!?!?! Remember when she was with Jim Motherloving Carrey?! And did you know she’s married to Mark Wahlberg’s brother, Donnie, now—who […]

In: Publicity, The Book

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Feb 22

2020

Calling Anyone Who Wants to Write a Book!

Feb 22, 2020

(Like, picturing me calling you with a giant buffalo horn as I lather Vaseline in between my legs because clearly we are on the savanna and clearly my legs are chafed as we do this.) Exciting freaking news to share! We’ve just launched a brand-new product in our shop called: The Very Sweary Field Guide […]

In: Book Publishing, The Book

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